Ok folks its time for the kids jokes now funny onot?

Q: What%26#039;s red and goes up and down?


A: A tomato in an elevator.





Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?


A: We have to stick together.





Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?


A: Hello, hello.





Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?


A: A bulldoser.





Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?


A: When he steals a base.





Q: What did the can say to the can opener?


A: You make me flip my lid.





Q: What is a volcano?


A: A mountain with the hiccups.





Q: What do you find at the end of everything?


A: The letter %26quot;g%26quot;.





Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?


A: He called a toe truck.





Q: Why do two skunks argue?


A: Because they like to kick up a stink.





Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?


A: You can count on me.





Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?


A: Put them in a barking lot.





Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?


A: He wanted to be a cool cat.





Q: What did the painter say to the wall?


A: One more crack and I%26#039;ll plaster you.





Q: Why is baseball like a cake?


A: They both need batters.





Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?


A: Take me to your weeder.





Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?


A: Slippers!





Q: What did the rug say to the floor?


A: I%26#039;ve got you covered!





Q: How do you make antifreeze?


A: You steal her blanket.





Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?


A: Because her horns don%26#039;t work.

Ok folks its time for the kids jokes now funny onot?
Hey Mr. Chris, this was funnie...





LOL!!!





:)





♥ Emmalee
Reply:lol
Reply:oh,boy hlp urslf plz,spare us all take ur liddle kiddish crap someplace else
Reply:jeez o
Reply:uh, im glad u mentioned those were for kids. my principal used to tell frog jokes on the intercom in elementary school and every kid was groaning. no offense, those are similar to her jokes.
Reply:My favorites!
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:There was some good one%26#039;s! A lot of them were kinda corny, but in a funny way!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


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Reply:they were pretty good..my favorites were the dandylion one and the cow bell one. my least favorite were the skunk one and the everything one.
Reply:heh
Reply:(groans)
Reply:My kids think your great!





Have a star :)
Reply:XD heard em all b4 but still funny as hell XD
Reply:Hi Chris,


Hehehehehehe... theses are great for kids and I like them my self.. A Star for you...


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:Haha I like the last one the best


How about this one:


The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work


haha I know it%26#039;s not in Question form but I like it.
Reply:If I was a kid, I would find these funny!
Reply:thanks for some more funnies to tell my cousin. by the way she%26#039;s a girl. star for you.
Reply:whats more fun than spinning a baby at 200 miles per hour around a clothesline? stopping it w/ a shovel



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