Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Is this Funny?

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW





In a Laundromat:


AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT


GOES OUT





In a London department store:


BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS





In an office:


WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR


FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN





In an office:


AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE


DRAINING BOARD





Over a urinal in a men%26#039;s room:


WILL BUCKS WITH SHORT HORNS PLEASE STAND UP CLOSE? THE NEXT MAN MAY HAVE


HOLES IN HIS SHOES!





Outside a secondhand shop:





WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR


WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?





Notice in health food shop window:


CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS





Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)


ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR





Seen during a conference:


FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN%26#039;T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE


1ST FLOOR





Notice in a farmer%26#039;s field:


THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.





Message on a leaflet:


IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS





On a repair shop door:


WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN%26#039;T


WORK)

Is this Funny?
Yep, that was funny, my personal faves being the last 3.
Reply:lol
Reply:you totally deserve a star from everybody
Reply:lol starred
Reply:my faves were the last 3, lol =D
Reply:the last one was funny
Reply:thAts a big l0l!


=D
Reply:that was funny.lol



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