Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Do the kids like these or are they all groaners?

Q: What%26#039;s red and goes up and down?


A: A tomato in an elevator.





Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?


A: We have to stick together.





Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?


A: Hello, hello.





Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?


A: A bulldoser.





Q: When is a baseball player like a thief?


A: When he steals a base.





Q: What did the can say to the can opener?


A: You make me flip my lid.





Q: What is a volcano?


A: A mountain with the hiccups.





Q: What do you find at the end of everything?


A: The letter %26quot;g%26quot;.





Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?


A: He called a toe truck.





Q: Why do two skunks argue?


A: Because they like to kick up a stink.





Q: What did the adding machine say to the cashier?


A: You can count on me.





Q: What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?


A: Put them in a barking lot.





Q: Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?


A: He wanted to be a cool cat.





Q: What did the painter say to the wall?


A: One more crack and I%26#039;ll plaster you.





Q: Why is baseball like a cake?


A: They both need batters.





Q: What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?


A: Take me to your weeder.





Q: What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?


A: Slippers!





Q: What did the rug say to the floor?


A: I%26#039;ve got you covered!





Q: How do you make antifreeze?


A: You steal her blanket.





Q: Why does a cow wear a bell?


A: Because her horns don%26#039;t work.

Do the kids like these or are they all groaners?
hehehehe!














loved them all hun!
Reply:...These are very pun-ne. And pun-ne spelled backwards is en-nup - and en-nup is en-nup, so that%26#039;s quite en-nup.
Reply:Some of them are okay, some are dumb and not funny. It depends on how old the kids are i guess.
Reply:They are so bad that some of them are actually almost ok :P
Reply:would have to be a REALLY young kid
Reply:lol
Reply:you%26#039;d have to be a really really little kid
Reply:.....very funny.....cute


excellent...awesome..........good job......keep up the good jokes.....made me laugh...lmao
Reply:check these out :---








Q: What%26#039;s the name of the most dangerous city?


A: Electricity!


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Q: What is the computer%26#039;s favorite dance?


A: Disk-o.


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Q: How would you look if you were bald?


A: I would look with my eyes.


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Q: Why couldn%26#039;t the flower ride the bike?


A: Because it had lost its petals.


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Q: How did the frog die?


A: It croaked!


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A boy%26#039;s Mom asks him, %26quot;Honey why are you sleeping with a ruler?%26quot;


The boy replies, %26quot;I wanted to see how long I slept.%26quot;


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Q: What should you do with a blue monster?


A: Cheer him up!


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Q: What time is it when the clock strikes thirteen?


A: Time to buy a new clock!


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Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?


A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagulls.


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Q: Why do cows have bells?


A: Their horns don%26#039;t work.


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Q: What did the spider do in the computer?


A: He made a webpage.


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Q: What do squirrels do when they fall in love?


A: They go nuts!


Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?


A: The chicken got hit by a 16 wheeler.


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Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?


A: He got his safety pin caught on the chicken.


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Q: Why did a cow go to Hollywood?


A: He wanted to become a MOOOOOOOviestar


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Q: What can you say to an annoying cockroach?


A: %26quot;Stop bugging me!%26quot;


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Q: What color is a burp?


A: Burple.


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Q: What kind of key can%26#039;t open a door?


A: A donkey.


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Q: Why must two elephants go for a swim in the pool?


A: Because they need a pair of trunks.


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Q: Why did the gum cross the road?


A: Because it was stuck to the chicken%26#039;s foot!


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Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?


A: Pool table.


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Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?


A: A sour puss.


Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?


A: A bulldozer.


Raveena: %26quot;Last night I dreamt that I was eating a giant marshmallow.%26quot;


Mary: %26quot;Really?%26quot;


Raveena: %26quot;Yes, and when I woke up, my pillow was



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