Here are some silly BUT TRUE laws about SEX!?

A law in Faibanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.





In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.





In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.





If a police officer in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.





Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.





A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.





In Ames Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.





A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.











In Bozeman, Montana, you can%26#039;t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.





A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.





Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.





Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.





During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.





In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.





In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.





Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.





In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.





In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.





Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.





In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city%26#039;s airport property.





A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman%26#039;s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.





No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.





In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)





The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.





In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Here are some silly BUT TRUE laws about SEX!?
oh for god sake, i can%26#039;t parachute, can%26#039;t dance on a table without weighing my clothes first %26amp; gotta wear a corset or nightshirt
Reply:wow...


ok then...
Reply:The mind boggles?
Reply:Ha ha good ones. Could put you off sex for life!!








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Reply:Folks are right to be skeptical because these lists never provide the actual quotations or citations for the laws. The paraphrasing is suspect. For instance, the only one I am familiar with, is clearly wrong. You mention that in Nevada it is illegal to have sex without a condom. Untrue. There are some county ordinances governing brothels in the few counties were brothels are legal. At least one of those county health ordinances requires use of a condom in a brothel. There is not, however, some general state law prohibiting sex without a condom.
Reply:lol
Reply:makes one wonder as to how they enforce such laws


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Reply:%26#039;In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)%26#039;





Lol it%26#039;s a good job this isn%26#039;t upheld, or we%26#039;d be extinct by now! Who thinks these things up?
Reply:HALF OF THOSE AREN%26#039;T EVEN IN EFFECT ANYMORE. STILL FUNNY THOUGH.
Reply:Until recently in the UK, it was lawful for a man to beat his wife, on one day a week, to within an inch of her life, providing he used a stick no thicker than his little finger.


And a carter was allowed to urinate in the street providing he kept hold of the horses harness.


It is only in the past 20 years or so that these have been repealed.
Reply:Is it illegal for a woman to have a headache, or should it be?
Reply:little puggy x %26quot;cant have sex with a virgin%26quot; x the world ends there then x
Reply:While I%26#039;m skeptical about some of these, it%26#039;s fun to remember that there must be a reason that each of these laws was passed. What happened that one Sunday when a widow went parachuting?
Reply:My dog, sex, is very upset by this


Cheer him up puggy, please



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