Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Would you rather have a unicorn's horn on your forehead or goat's legs?

can%26#039;t wear shoes with hooves, so both would show.

Would you rather have a unicorn%26#039;s horn on your forehead or goat%26#039;s legs?
Definitely the horn, because it would be useful in arguments, a great conversation starter and would make it much easier to get kinky dates! ;-)
Reply:i would rather have ur 10 points
Reply:Goats legs, if I had hooves I wouldn%26#039;t spend so much on shoes. Might need to spend more on leg waxing though.
Reply:Goat%26#039;s legs? On my forehead? I%26#039;ll take the horn.
Reply:at least you can cover the legs...a horn is abit hard ro disguise.x.
Reply:I%26#039;m Capricorn - the Goats legs please.


And the 2 horns. One on its own just is not good fashion.
Reply:unicorn horn...it would have to be filed down though....don%26#039;t want to poke out someone%26#039;s eye or something
Reply:Goats legs - they have to better than my own
Reply:Goats legs! That would be amazing! I%26#039;d be like the thing from Narnia.
Reply:Go for the legs...



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Do you remember this rap song?

This is like the best rap song of all times.





Big Tymers - Still Fly





[Baby] Whassup Fresh? It%26#039;s our turn, baby?





[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]


Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits (With the Gucci suits)


Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp (Ehh-Ehh Ehh-Ehh, I stay sharp)


Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent (I can%26#039;t pay my rent)


But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly (Uh, Uh, Damn! Cause I%26#039;m so fly)





Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class (In my E-Class Benz)


Cause that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride (Hmm-Mmm)


Got everythang - in my momma name (We got everythang, in my momma name)


But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah (Uh-Huh!)





[Baby]


Get your car *cuh-ck-cuh-cuh* car play gems gone shine


Instead momma get a bling - baby girl let%26#039;s ride (Let%26#039;s Ride)


You a number one stunna, and we gon%26#039; glide


and go straight to the mall and tear down the inside


Do that Prada, Gucci, full length leather


Bourbon%26#039;s cool or Coogi sweater (Sweater)


Twenty-inches pop my feather


The Birdman daddy I fly in any weather


Alligator seats with the head in the inside


Swine on the dash, G-wagon is So Fly


Number one don%26#039;t tangle and twist it


When it come to these cars I am that *****


The *cuh-ck-cuh-cuh* Coogi with the matchin interior


Three wheel ride with the tire in the middle


It%26#039;s Fresh and Stunner and we like brothas


We shine like paint daddy - it%26#039;s our Summer





[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]


Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits


Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp


Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent


But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly





Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class


But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride


Got everythang - in my momma name


But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah





[Mannie Fresh]


Have you ever seen a crocodile seats in the truck


Turn around sit it down and let %26#039;em bite your butt


See the steeling is Fendi, dashboard Armani


With your baby momma - player, is where you can find me?


Cruisin through the parking lot on twenty fours


(Coming Through The Hood On %26#039;Em Twenty Fo%26#039;s)


Cadillac Esclade with the chromed out nose


With an navigation arrow headed straight to your spot


Where your wife really love me cause the sex is so hot


Put the Caddy up, start the three wheel Benz (Skiiiiiirt!)


Hyper white lights, ultra Violet lens


Suma-tuma tires and they gotta be run flat


TV with a horn goin (UH UHHH) %26quot;Boy can you top that?%26quot;


I%26#039;ma show you some **** - rookie press that button


The trunk went (Ehh-Ehh) and all of a sudden


Four fifteen%26#039;s - didn%26#039;t see no wires


And then I heard (Boom!) from the amplifiers





[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]


Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits


Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp


Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent


But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly





Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class


But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride


Got everythang - in my momma name


But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah





[Baby]


(ay, ay, ay, ay)


Lemme slide in the Benz (****!) with the fished out fins


Prowler an loud pipes - Drinkin the Henn%26#039;


It%26#039;s the Birdie-Birdie Man - I%26#039;ll do it again


In a Cadillac Trucks twenty fo%26#039;s with tints





[Mannie Fresh]


Looking at my Gucci - it%26#039;s about that time


Six bad broads flying in that nine


New Suburban Truck with the porno showing


Up and down {*orgasm*} and up they go and..





[Baby]


Bodies on the Roadster - Lexus you know what?


That hard-top beamer (ay, ay) yo Ma%26#039;, that%26#039;s your truck


I come in up the hood and Lovely


New shoes on the whip and I wake up to Bubbly (Bubbly)





[Mannie Fresh]


Four-thirty Lex with the convertable top


And the rims keeps spinning everytime I stop


Got a superman Benz that I scored from Shaq


With a ol%26#039; school Caddy with a %26quot;diamond in the back%26quot;





[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]


Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits


Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp


Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent


But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly





Got a quarter tank of gas - In my new E class


But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride


Got everythang - in my momma name


But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah





{*Scratches*}


The Number One Stunna Pimp





{*Scratches*}


Mannie Fresh

Do you remember this rap song?
Yea..i luv that song=]


and heii Kaylani..how are you?
Reply:Yeah I remember..that was a good song back in the day.
Reply:YEA IT CAME OUT A WHILE BACK


I WONT SAY ITS DA BEST RAP SONG BUT IT%26#039;S HOTT
Reply:No i dont remember it I%26#039;m afraid
Reply:Sure do... reminds me of high school... thanks for the happy flashback!



viruses

Random quotes?

best answer to the person who can name where most of these quotes came from.





%26#039;oh hamburgers!%26#039;


%26#039;oh my god shoes.%26#039;


%26#039;shun the nonbeliever! shunnn! shhhhuuuunnn!%26#039;


%26#039;youll eat a muffin! youll eat it and liek it!%26#039;


%26#039;i have a secret too! im gay! we know!%26#039;


%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!%26#039;


%26#039;sound the feasting horn!%26#039;


%26#039;EGAD!%26#039;


%26#039;you mean to say theyve taken what we thought we think and are making us think the thoughts that we think that we thought... i think.%26#039;

Random quotes?
2. The %26quot;Girl%26quot; from Shoes


3. The pink %26amp; blue unicorns from the awesome video Charlie the Unicorn (It%26#039;s a leopluridon Charlie! A magical leopluridon!)


4. The Cunningham Muffins Grandma from Muffins (Imaginary Muffin :)


5. Ryan from the MadTV Parody of High School Musical (I crack up everytime I hear this!)


6. The girl from the Orbit commercial


7. The Snickers commercial


8. Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Reply:Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Reply:the orbitz gum commercials?
Reply:There is no Hell, only the ones we carry in our hearts
Reply:No Kitty! This is my pot pie!





Well anyway, the 2nd one is from shoes


the third is from charlie the unicorn


fourth is from the same people that do the shoes thing...It%26#039;s about a bunch of muffins


The fifth is from a conversation you had with your parents last week





Thats all I know.
Reply:Alice Tolkien
Reply:what are u asking?
Reply:Homer Simpson
Reply:1. South Park


2. something on youtube


3. Charlie the Unicorn. We found a map to candy mountain!


4. something on youtube


5. I know this one....


6. I think it%26#039;s an Orbit commercial


7. Snickers


8. Simpsons?


9. South Park


10. I watch too much TV.
Reply:HAHA. the sixth one was from the orbit gum commerical or something. %26amp; %26quot;ohmygod shoes%26quot; is from the song Shoes.





PWUAHAHAHA. %26gt;:]
Reply:i know the %26quot;i have a secret too%26quot; one is from family guy!
Reply:oh my god shoes --- the Shoes youtube video


shunn... --- Charlie the unicorn


muffin --- Cunningham muffins


cootie queen --- Orbit gum ad
Reply:%26quot;who are you calling...%26quot; is from a gum commercial.





%26quot;sound the ...%26quot; is from the snickers commercial.
Reply:the 4th one came from that shoe liking kelly girl%26#039;s brother.


the 6th one came from my favorite commercial


and the last one is from spongebob








AGHH
Reply:ok well the first one is from hell on earth 2006 of south park and butters summons biggy smalls (i watched that yesterday lol). The 2nd one is the %26#039;Shoes%26#039; thing. omg the 3rd one. charlieeee...charliieeeeeee hahaha :D charlie the unicorn. the 4th is the cunningham muffins. Haha i%26#039;ve seen the 5th one too. The high school musical parody when ryan runs on and he screams that and everyone is like we know. The one after that is the orbit gum commercial. The next one is snickers. Don%26#039;t know the next one. The last is patrick from spongebob.
Reply:Sorry this is a waste of time. Read a book.
Reply:Gone With The Wind


The Deerhunter


Gladiator


Oh God! Book ll


Metropolis


The Dirty Dozen


Terms Of Endearment


Dr. Zhivago


Debbie Does Dallas
Reply:sigh*








kooool!
Reply:%26#039;oh hamburgers!%26#039; dunno


%26#039;oh my god shoes.%26#039; shoes :p


%26#039;shun the nonbeliever! shunnn! shhhhuuuunnn!%26#039; charlie


%26#039;youll eat a muffin! youll eat it and liek it!%26#039; muffins


%26#039;i have a secret too! im gay! we know!%26#039; family guy


%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!%26#039; gum commercial


%26#039;sound the feasting horn!%26#039; snickers commercial


%26#039;EGAD!%26#039; my mom


%26#039;you mean to say theyve taken what we thought we think and are making us think the thoughts that we think that we thought... i think.%26#039; again spongebob
Reply:to be or not to be
Reply:kelly likes shoes :)
Reply:I have no clue!





southpark?





Probably not.





Anyway, if your tired of the same old thing and have thought about the reason why were here on earth come check this out:





http://themiracleofstjoseph.org/





http://www.pureloveclub.com/chastity/ind...
Reply:Butterz,


the Shoes video,


Charlie the Unicorn,


idk,


idk,


Orbit commercial,


Snickers commercial,


idk,


South Park?
Reply:hmm ok...





Are they all from South Park?
Reply:y dont u just look it up on google lol
Reply:south park most of them from cartman but a couple from butters
Reply:youll eat a muffin, youll eat it and like it- MUFFINS!


%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker- Commercial to Orbit gum
Reply:I thnk the majority of these quotes came from South Park





#6 is from the %26quot;I%26#039;m gonna have to block you%26quot; commercial
Reply:snickers is the feasting horn



diseases

How is my book so far?

I wrote a book, a remake of Stephenie Meyer%26#039;s %26quot;Twilight%26quot; for a website called fanfiction.net. I would like some views on how I am doing. Please read.





Chapter 1:





This was it. My last day in Arizona. How could I actually be leaving? My mother, Renee, had decided that I go live with my father, Charlie, and my older brother, Jasper, in Washington. She was remarried to Phil, my new step-father. I didn’t care much for Phil; he was average looking, average height, average IQ. Altogether, average. But he made my mother feel happy, so I didn’t fuss when they decided to get married. They were moving to Florida, and I didn’t want to barge in on there newly-wed stage, so I decided not to go with them. Renee was persistent with the idea of Phil adopting me, becoming my legal father and me moving to Florida with them. When I refused, saying that they should spend their honeymoon without the hassle of me being around, she decided to send me to Forks.





I had no problem with my father; we just weren’t that close. I hadn’t seen him in awhile and the idea of moving wasn’t too tempting for me. But, after Renee thought of this solution, I didn’t want to be an even bigger bother for my mother, so I decided to go along with it. It was determined that I would go to Washington this summer, so that I could start school at the beginning of the year and not miss anything that could possibly be important.





On the plane, I thought about what life would be like now that I was leaving all of my friends and my mother. I knew I would have trouble the first day of school. I hated being the center of attention, and being the new girl in town, that was bound to happen. I sighed. If it made Renee happy, why shouldn’t I go? Not everything was about me. The only thing in this situation that mattered was my mother, right? I didn’t know. I decided I would give this situation a shot, and if it didn’t work, it didn’t work. I could fly to Florida and live in the new house with Renee and Phil. Phil could adopt me and we could all be happy. Well, maybe not me, but if they were happy, it was worth it.





When the plane landed, I slowly left my seat. I was one of the last people off the plane. I dragged my feet to the baggage claim. When I looked up, I felt my mouth drop open in shock. Jasper and Charlie were standing with a sign that read, “Welcome Home, Bella!” So what? That was normal, right? Sure. But the huge mass of people around them was definitely not normal. Who were these people? Why were they here? I doubted I even knew half of them. I smiled and waved. When I reached the mob of unfamiliar people, I was immediately swept up into a huge hug by one of the few faces that I recognized in the crowd: Emmett.





“Bella! How’s it going? It’s been, like, forever since I’ve seen you!”





“Can’t. Breathe!” I said, struggling for air.





“Oh, sorry,” he said, taking a step back. “I’m just so happy to see you!”





I gasped as he pulled me into another big bear-hug. “Emmett! Get off! Everyone else wants to see me, too, you know!”





He stepped back again and smiled.





“Howdy, kiddo!” Charlie said, coming to hug me with much less force than Emmett.





“Hi Dad.” I didn’t realize until just now that I did know the people in the crowd. Alice, Carlisle, Rosalie, Esme, and Edward. The people who had been like my second family when I would visit Forks.





I jumped as I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and stared into gold. “Hi Jasper!” I said, hugging him, too.





He grinned and chuckled. “Hey Bella. Man, have you gotten big! What, have you grown, like, a foot?”





“It hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen you, Jasper. Only about a year.” I couldn’t help but grin at my brother.





“Bella!” Alice screeched, running the six feet that separated us.





I laughed. “Alice, you haven’t changed a bit!” I said, hugging her. I was doing more hugging than I had ever done in my whole life!





She smiled. “So, how have you been? I’ve missed you so much! We have so much to talk about! How is Renee? And Phil? Did they find a new house, yet?” She asked, talking a mile a minute.





“Alice! Stop! You’re giving me a headache. Share me with the others!” I said, sounding just like I did when I was six and I used to visit.





She sighed. “Ok. But we are going to talk later.” She smiled at the end and I knew automatically that I was not going to get much sleep tonight.





I turned from Alice and stepped forward to hug Esme and give her a peck on the cheek. I did the same to Carlisle, and Rosalie. Then I came to Edward. He and I hadn’t ever been that close, but for some reason, every time I got close to him, I felt something like an electric current pulling me towards him. I hesitantly stepped forward to give him a hug, too. I didn’t want anyone to pick up on my feelings.





“H-hi Edward.” I said, stuttering a bit when I first tried to talk.





“Hello Bella.” His voice seemed strained. His eyes also seemed darker than the warm gold I remembered. I had always wondered why all the Cullen’s had had gold eyes, along with my brother. Contacts? I didn’t think so. They looked too flawless to be contacts. Why would they all wear contacts, if they were?





I stepped back from Edward and made my way back to the center of the loose circle that my friends had formed.





“It’s really nice to see you all. Thanks for coming to meet me here.” I smiled a halfhearted smile towards the end. Why were they all being so quiet? Except for Alice, not one of them had said anything other than their greeting.





Alice came up from behind me and grabbed my arm. “Okay. Charlie? Can Bella ride with me in my car? I still want to talk to her about Phoenix.” I grimaced.





Charlie ignored me. “Sure, sure.” He obviously didn’t have much to say to me and he’d never been too good at filling silences.





“Yay!” Alice squealed. “We have so much to talk about! Come on, Bella!” She pulled me away to her car.





We rode with Rosalie, Esme, and Edward. I was a little uncomfortable with Edward being with us, but not so much as to say anything. Alice quizzed me on absolutely everything about Phoenix. My friends, my house and how it had changed, the weather, Renee, Phil, my new, well old now, high school, movies I’d seen since I’d last talked to her, and the music I listened to. I answered all of her questions as quickly as I could; she talked really fast! I missed about half of the things that she said. Rosalie and Esme said little except for when they had a question of their own. Edward was very still, pushed as far away from me as possible, crammed up against the door. I wondered what I had done to make him cringe away from me like that. Edward had never been close with me, just there in the background. I didn’t use to notice it as much as now, but it offended me. What did I do that was so horrible to him? Nothing. Nothing at all.





I sighed. “Okay, Alice. I’ve told you everything. Time to take me home. We can talk more tomorrow.”





“Okay.” Alice looked reluctant to drive down the long street to my house, but she did.





“Bye everyone! It was really nice to see you all again.” I said as we pulled up into my driveway.





“Goodbye, Bella.” Esme said, sounding distracted. She was staring at Edward.





I walked inside and went into the kitchen to get a snack. I settled for a granola bar and walked up to my room to unpack. My suitcases were on the small bed in the corner. Everything looked exactly the same as I left it, just more dust. I laid all my stuff on my bed and sorted it into piles: pajamas, shirts, pants, dresses, skirts, and shoes. Then I put them away in my closet and dresser. I glanced at the clock on my wall. Only 7:30. I had at least an hour before an expectable bed time. I went downstairs to look for Jasper.





I found him in the living room watching the TV. The sound was barely on; it could’ve been on mute, but Jasper seemed intent on what the newscaster was saying.





“Hey Jasper. What’s up?” I said.





He turned his head toward me just a fraction of an inch. “Watching the news. There’s been a major oil spill just outside of eastern Alaska. They’re working on cleaning it up, but it doesn’t look too good for the penguins.” He chuckled and turned his head fully towards me. His eyes seemed darker than they were at the airport.





“Did you get new contacts?” I asked.





“What?” He seemed confused.





“Your eyes. There darker than earlier.”





“Oh, um, yeah. Contacts…” He stood up and went to the phone.





“Who are you calling?” I was still curious about his ‘contacts’, but his movement to the phone distracted me.





“I’m calling Edward and Emmett. I want to go hiking.” He seemed cautious when he answered.





“Hiking? At 7:30? I don’t think so.” He was lying. I could tell.





He turned and smiled at me while he punched in the numbers on the phone. “Since when do you come here and tell me what I can and cannot do?”





“Since now.” I replied.





“Whatever you say, your Highness.” He said, sarcasms thick in his voice.





I couldn’t help but think how Jasper and I were so different. My parents had adopted him a few years before I was born. He’d been my older brother to everyone around us except for the people who knew us better, were closer to us. They knew he was adopted and nothing more: except the Cullen’s. They knew the whole story, probably even more than I knew. Jasper was like one of the family with them. He’d never fit in with Charlie and Renee and I. He didn’t eat with us whenever we would have dinner. He was always wandering out into the forest late at night and never telling us when he would be back. He would skip school on the rare, nice day that the sun actually came out. He’s part of the reason that Renee left Charlie. He was a strain on their relationship, what with them always having something going on with him. When the tried to take him to the doctor to see if there was something wrong with his disinterest in food, he refused to see anyone but Dr. Cullen. Even then, my parents weren’t allowed to sit in on the exam.





Jasper’s voice snapped me out of my focus. “BELLA! Jezze, listen now and again, why don’t ‘ya? Alice wants to know if you’d like to spend the night at their house tonight.”





I thought about that for a minute, and while I was busy deciding, Jasper made the choice for me.





“Yeah, she’ll be there. 15 minutes? Okay. See you then. ‘Bye.” He hung up the phone on the receiver. “Alice is coming to pick you up in 15 minutes. Go get your stuff.” He ordered.





I scowled. “How do you know I want to go to Alice’s? Huh?”





“Your going, okay? Now go and get your clothes.”





I sighed in defeat. Good old Jasper, always ordering me around. “Uhg! Fine…” I walked up to my room to get my stuff.





I packed my extra comfy Superman pajamas and threw them in a duffle bag along with my Superman slippers. They were the only pair of pajamas I had that matched so I decided that I would wear them. I walked downstairs and met Jasper at the bottom of the steps.





“Does Charlie know I’m going to Alice’s?” I asked.


“Yes. I called him after you went upstairs.”





I yawned. “I hope she doesn’t expect me to stay up too late. I’m beat.” I yawned again just to make my point.





He laughed and ruffled my hair. “She won’t, I promise.” He laughed again.





Just then, a horn honked impatiently outside.





“That must be Alice.” Jasper murmured.





“Whoopee.” I said sarcastically.





I grabbed my duffle bag from the ground and trudged out the door. I was raining. Great. I walked back inside to get my raincoat from my suitcase. When I was almost down the steps, I lost my balance and slipped. I landed with a hard thud on the bottom step. The pain brought tears to my eyes. Why did I always have to be such a klutz? I slowly got to my feet and limped to the front door. I locked the deadbolt with the key from under the eve and went to join Alice in her Porsche.





“Hi Alice.” I greeted her. Something was definitely wrong. Alice didn’t respond; she had a distant look on her face and her eyes were glazed over. “Alice! What’s wrong?!” The panic started to seep through my composed voice.





Her eyes refocused on my face and she smiled halfheartedly. “Hi Bella. When did you get here?” She asked, sounded confused.





“Just a minute ago. What was wrong? Did you just have a seizure or something?” Alice had been diagnosed by Carlisle as to being prone to have seizures. That explained her distant gaze and unfocused eyes.


“What? Oh, uh…” She paused.





“Alice? It’s okay. You can tell me.” I was curious as to why she was hesitant to answer my question.





“I know. I wonder if that’ll upset him…” I was sure she didn’t mean for me to hear the last part. I couldn’t help but wonder who she was talking about.





“Upset who?”





“What? Did I say that out loud?”





“Uh, yeah. Who would it upset if you told me what happened, Alice?”





She sighed. “Your more observant than I remembered. Fine. I thought it would upset Edward. But since you heard me say that, you not gonna’ drop it until I tell you are you?”





I nodded.





She sighed again. “This is going to sound really stupid, but it’s true. I can sorta’, sometimes, see the future.” She took in my calm expression and continued. “Never anything more than just glimpses. Don’t worry. I just saw you fall down some steps. Sorry I didn’t get inside quick enough to stop you from tripping.” She smirked and I scowled.





“Gee, thanks Alice.” I said sourly. “And since when have you been able to do this?”





“Since as far back as I can remember. Carlisle says that it’s a sort of power that I was born with.” She tapped her temple.





“Huh. I wouldn’t have guessed that.” I shook my head.





She laughed. “Not many people have seen me when I’m having a vision. Strange that I would have one of you; I haven’t seen you in my visions for over a year.” She turned to me. “I guess it’s because your close by.”





“Yeah, that makes so much more sense now. Thanks Alice.” I replied sourly.





She smirked at me and sped of towards her house.





“So, um, I have a question about that whole seeing the future thing, Alice.” I said after a moment of silence.





She paused, debating with herself if whether or not she should answer. “Okay, but just one.” She said.





How was I going to say this? Uagh!! “Uh, um, I was, uh, wondering why it would, um, upset Edward if you told me that you could, well, see the future.”





This caught her off guard. “I don’t t-think that he’d like if I told you that.” Nervous now, she sped up even faster so that all the trees were just a blur as we raced past them.





“Alice!” I whined. “C’mon! I won’t tell anyone.”





“Like that would keep anything from him.” She muttered under her breath. “Well, Edward kinda’ doesn’t want you to know that we Cullen’s are, uh...special.”





I was confused. “Why wouldn’t he want me to know? Did he think it would scare me if I knew you could see the future? Plenty of people are psychic.” I pointed out.


She sighed a short, frustrated sigh. “It’s not just me that has special talents. Do you know who your parents adopted Jasper from?” She asked, changing the conversation to an unexpected course.





“No.” I’d never really cared enough to ask Charlie or Renee.





“Do you know Jasper’s old last name?”





“No.”





She turned to me. “Cullen.” She whispered.





I heard my quick intake of breath as I put two and two together. The gold eyes, the physical resemblance, all the time they spent together camping and other family bonding type of activities, how Jasper referred to Esme as ‘Mom’ and Carlisle as ‘Dad’. I always thought that he just accepted them as his second parents, since he spent so much time at their home, and since it was easier than saying ‘Mr. and Mrs. Cullen’. “Alice, I-I, I don’t u-understand.”





“Bella, Jasper is my brother.” She looked at me warily.





I could almost hear everything click together inside my head. “It all makes sense…” And then everything was black.

How is my book so far?
i think it%26#039;s awesome! ur a really talented writer! w2g!
Reply:I couldn%26#039;t get past the first paragraph.
Reply:That is not a book, it is a story.


It%26#039;s fanfiction. You could never get that published since it%26#039;s copyrighted material..





You have a lot of grammar errors and some bad sentence structures.


Keep working on your fanfiction!
Reply:In The First paragraph there is too much info on characters like you had to introduce everyone in five seconds. It%26#039;s alittle overwelming.
Reply:i thought it was ok but...............ok im really obsessed with the twilight series and your version is creative but it just bugs me because my mind is so set on the real version-ive read twilight about 6 times-that in the back of my head its going wrong! thats wrong! but any ways it is very good and i want to read the rest! were can i read it?



myspace

Am I Emo? Please answer.?

Everyone keeps telling me I%26#039;m emo! Is this true? I like anime, manga, nintendo, retro consoles, mac / windows os, cant live without my ipod, cry when i%26#039;m upset, have long boring thoughts about people, draw pictures, watch horror / romance movies, text constantly and write poetry a lot. As for looks I have short dyed hair and a long fringe swept to the side of my face, wear thick rimmed black and white or thick red horn-rimmed glasses. I tend to wear black a lot and buy clothes from a gothic store / h%26amp;m / roxy/ billabong/ rip curl/ beyond retro/ everything but the music, etc. Patterned clothing is best though like stars or skulls or something like that. A studded belt too. Tend to wear quite a lot of eyeliner and bright eyeshadow, dark or bright lipstick. The shoes are Vans or Converse. Happen to wear a Fall out boy wristband quite a lot or nintendo wristbands... As for music I like MCR, Funeral for a Friend, Hawthorn Heights, Jimmy eat world, Fall Out boy, panic! at the disco etc.

Am I Emo? Please answer.?
no your unique !!!
Reply:I feel like starting a one-woman campaign to ban questions like this... Fed-up of emo....
Reply:No...your YOU!
Reply:first of all EMO stand for Emotional duh! second of al u can just consider your self emo. or other people . the people who call u emo are dumasses and are most likely posers of fashion.(tell em i said that!) If u were emo u wouldnt be posting this question or at least worded it alot differently


trust me ur not emo
Reply:no
Reply:No, your just goth. Emo stands for emotional., like when people cut them selves and threaten suicide and such. Goth is goth, there is a difference. As for those people, there loser. Obviously they care to much about what other people are wearing and make other people feel lame so they look, %26quot;cool%26quot;. They are the losers. As for you, ROCK UR STYLE!
Reply:we dont know if ur an emo , ask ur self.
Reply:u know what? i get fed up of people trying to categorize others. i think it%26#039;s just because they%26#039;re insecure and they feel the need to fit into a particular group, then criticize anyone who%26#039;s different from them. if you happen to wear similar clothes or whatever, it doesn%26#039;t mean your%26#039;re an emo necessarily-i get the impression most people who call themselves emos are more about being depressed than their style?(emo=emotional i think?).





My brother accused me of being an emo the other day just because i was wearing converse! what he failed to notice was that i was also wearing a baby pink top! lol. yet he doesn%26#039;t like people calling him a goth when he goes round with black long dyed hair, motorhead/ slipknot tees, new rock boots (the list goes on...).





so yeah, basically i think you should be yourself, wear what you want to wear, listen to music you like the sound of and not worry too much about what anyone else thinks! and have fun doing it! x
Reply:I%26#039;d say that you were gothic/punk. Not emo.


Emo is just a state of being. Everyone cries when they are upset. If you like anime and manga and nintendo, it doesn%26#039;t mean that you are emo. We are all emo sometime in our life, even if it is just for a few minutes.


There are a lot of those girls at my school that are emo and they%26#039;re pretty cool. It%26#039;s not bad being emo. Being emo is better than being one of those preppy girls who wear abercrombie that just fit in with the crowd (me)! You should be proud of who you are. If anyone goes %26quot;You are so emo%26quot; just go %26quot;Yeah, I am%26quot; Ignore those other people who think emo is weird. They%26#039;re just missing out on some really great people.





Hope I helped!
Reply:emo is a genre of music.


I wish people would comprehend that.


%26quot;Emo%26quot; isn%26#039;t a state of being.
Reply:i wirte, have dyed hair also with a sweep to the side, i wear sk8 shoes, i have 12 tattoo%26#039;s , i have wrist bands. I%26#039;m far from emo....I%26#039;m actually a nurse/ single mother. I%26#039;m also 22. Your style is just you. be creative and live it up. be your self cause no one else can.


B.T.W i also like some of that music.


If people want to call you emo, let them cause if they talk about you then your in the spot light not someone else. Be happy with you you are, you only live once. enjoy it :)


take care.
Reply:no, you cannot be emo.


emo is a genre of music.


it%26#039;s liek calling someone rap, you can%26#039;t be rap.





at had this same problem for a while, dont let anyone phase you, being independant is good, don%26#039;t be like anyone else.


:)
Reply:You%26#039;re Scene!!


Welcome To The Club! lol


Just Be Who Yu Wna BeIts Kewl To Be Original


xox
Reply:wow you wear lipstick
Reply:Nah, Ur my perfect match! lol





Seriously, I wouldn%26#039;t be surprised if the ppl who call you emo want to slit their wrists every fortnight. I think they%26#039;re probrably jealous. You%26#039;re not emo, goth, or anything else, you%26#039;re who you want to be.





Hope I helped.





And HOW THE HELL can people call nintendo emo?!?
Reply:This isn%26#039;t Emo hun :)





Emo is simply a state of mind


Emotional Kid is what it stands for





IF you are in touch with your emotional side





Yeah why not...you%26#039;re an Emo :)





But looks and hobbies don%26#039;t dominate who you are


Also if you dont WANT to be called an Emo


Then you aren%26#039;t





WE dont have labels


People DECIDE what label to give us


You dont have to let them stick





Good Luck Finding yourself :)





Hope I Helped :)


JustJosh


xoxoxo
Reply:Well theres nothing actually wrong with being Emo. I don%26#039;t really get what people have against Emo%26#039;s really. Emu%26#039;s i understands because i was pecked by one once..


Keep in mind that it is just a word. Your a person not a stereotype. :_
Reply:Just because you wear long, black clothes and listen to FOB or MCR it dont mean your an emo. Emos are mostly people who slit their wrists when they are emotional.


So basically if you dont slit your wrists when emotional then your not an emo. Your more of a goth because goths are mostly judged my their clothes, hobbies and thing like that not your inner-self. You wear clothes from gothic stores, listen to FOB and MCR, have converse shoes which dont normally mean a goth but lead to traces of it, Skull patterned clothes, gothic hairstyle, and make-up. People who woulld catch a glimpse of you in the street would think emo/goth straight away because of how you look but your not an emo because of what you look like and what your interests are!





Hope this helps.


Your a goth basically.


:]
Reply:Hun, EVERYONE crys where there upser....EVERYONE likes to draw pictures and listen to falloutboy and watch movies....





your just YOUUUUUUUU
Reply:I%26#039;m the same way but don%26#039;t let people put labels on you.


You%26#039;re not a can of fruit that needs to be labeled.
Reply:No ur not emo. ur more of like goth. Emo%26#039;s cut their wrists, but hopefully u don%26#039;t. Do u??
Reply:no your just trying way to hard. you listen to bad pop bands, and shop at skate.surf stores, cept h%26amp;m they are just kina normal stuff.its quite obvios your asking this question pretending to be ignorant, but really you are hoping people will answer yess. -5scene points for that one. and a couple hundred for the FOB wristband...ew
Reply:dont ever let labels get to you


people who label r just people who have no lives


by the way


fob roxs



maintenance repairs

Any dog carrier saddlebags?

This is weird...but I went riding today with my %26#039;children%26#039; for Mother%26#039;s Day. I have 2 small dogs. They can%26#039;t keep up, so they ride in my saddlebags with their heads and front legs out the top. Works pretty good...http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103...





But if I let the young one on the ground, the weight of the remaining old one will pull on the saddle, causing the saddle to sit crooked.





I%26#039;d like something that will attach to the horn and balance across the front of me...or attach to the cantle and %26#039;balance%26#039; on the back. Like a buddy seat for kids.





It cannot %26#039;contain or trap%26#039; the dog...in case something goes wrong. The dogs are well trained to ride with me. They know to stay still...yet will jump and leave if I tell them too.





So, any ideas of how to MAKE one...or where to buy one?





And yes...I know tenny shoes are a no no...but I do it anyways.

Any dog carrier saddlebags?
HI!!! B.B. Happy Moms Day!!!! All good! Work in WY. I ride in tennis shoes as well!!!! You know that is such a great idea!!!!! My grandma %26amp; mom are very good with crap like that...... I am going to have to ask!!!! Hummmm Dam woman I thought my hair was long!! You got me by a good 4 in! LOL











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This is just throwing ideas out. Food for thought thing....





This one looks cool!





http://www.animalworldnetwork.com/bpetsa...





This one is a little different.





http://www.animalworldnetwork.com/glpeth...





But this is like a back pack for a dog. Well then I think maybe you would have to make new strapes. Then you can leave the bag open. Hummm


http://www.barkslope.com/301traveler.htm...





This kinda...





http://www.barkslope.com/ctactivepak.htm...








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Heather- That is a good idea!! Then just mod the holes for the heads!
Reply:When I was a kid we rode with a fox hunt. The whiper in had a set of small baskets that cliped to the front of the saddle for the Jack russels to ride in.





I cant for the life of me find a set on the net. But it shouldnt be to hard to make.





Also.. these people http://www.haditmade.com/P108.html will make custom horse/dog/ people gear. Talk to them and maybe they can make you something.
Reply:http://www.angelsonwheels.com/pettranspo...





Some neat carriers...front and back models....





If you have a tent and awining manufacturer in GP or due east from there, they may be able to %26quot;work up%26quot; a design for you....take in some ideas/photos and let them make a mock up for you. Incorporate your own ideas for bringing your buddies on a horseback ride. I can%26#039;t imagine that there would not be a market for this!
Reply:hey B.B. so i%26#039;m thinking you could take this saddle bag and cut holes for your dogs head to stick out. the bags are rectangular with a flat bottom which would make it easier for your dog to stnad or sit in. they are also insulated which might help keep your pups cool.


http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/wesnylqui...
Reply:Seems to me I have seen something like you are talking about.....Where??????





Good idea though.








Good gravy girl look at all that hair!!! I have fine hair that I have to keep short. It gets too long %26amp; I get split ends like crazy....http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=ddJo...





I ride in tennies too.....
Reply:i agree that this is a good idea. right now i%26#039;ve been trying to figure out a way to carry my dog as it took her less than 5 minutes to unzip her bag and get out.


it was a heavy bag to begin with, so i figure if a can figure out something i can wear and don%26#039;t have to put down as that%26#039;s when she gets out. as long as she%26#039;s in air she stays still.


maybe the same idea a double bag to sling across the front with a slot for the horn. made out of denim with sheepskin lining. now you really have me thinking.


good luck
Reply:I know exactly what you are talking about but I haven%26#039;t seen one. A girl I rode with once would take her Corgi pup and put him in front of her but her pommel saddle bag acted as a %26#039;bed%26#039; so he could drape over onto it.





All I could come up with was maybe a small doggy soft side carrier and clip it to the cantle. It will be directly behind you and flat on the horses rump.


The top can be cut off to make a %26#039;bed%26#039; like area so they have a quick exit if needed yet it%26#039;s sides are sturdy.





I will keep my eyes open!



motorcycles

How is the best way to sell a bicycle?

I have a 2003 specialized sirrus comp that is still being produced


and now costs 1200 before the extras.


i bought the bike in california and had it sent to indiana and have


put less than 10 miles on it since new.


the bike has an led light, an expensive brooks leather saddle,


a spedo, and an oir horn.


ive also got a kryptonite cable lock and a high end helmet


and shoes.





i am 52 years old and rode a vitas carbonfiber road bike all


over orange county california for several years before buying


this bike and becoming sedentary.-----that is another story





my question is what to do with the bike---i have a nephew who


is in 7th grade and my brother has a road, mountain, as well


as an original cannondale but wont share his bikes with his


son making him ride an elceapo bike that cant possible be


enjoyable and probably even embarrasses him.





my question is how should i sell the bike and would giving it


to my nephew as is be a wise move or insult my brother.?

How is the best way to sell a bicycle?
EBay and Craig%26#039;s List are good ways to sell better bikes. Giving your bike to the nephew for a birthday or Christmas gift would be a great thing and I would think your bro would be happy you did it.
Reply:Give it to your nephew. Make sure to give him the lock too.
Reply:i sold two on craigslist, i think it is better than ebay becuase there is no paypal or shipping hassle.
Reply:Resale on Ebay would get you more $$ than craigslist, BUT giving it as a birthday gift and getting someone into the life long sport of cycling is priceless.....





I gave an old SEMO to my neice a few years ago (very small like a 48cm that I bought just for the Campy Chorus group for 200 bucks.) Built the bike with some shimano parts and she road the heck out of it until she out grew the bike. She has now got a new machine that fits again and rides all the time.
Reply:Sounds like your bro could use some %26#039;insulting%26#039;; I%26#039;d give the bike to the kid, making sure your bro knows its for the kid, not him....
Reply:I would give the bike to your nephew.





Despite the fact that the model NAME of your bike is still being used, chances are that there are few if any parts that have stayed the same. 5 years in the bike industry is a loooong time. This means that you likely won%26#039;t get much regardless of it%26#039;s condition... perhaps $100, maybe less.



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