long shoe horns: April 2009

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Would you rather have a unicorn's horn on your forehead or goat's legs?

can%26#039;t wear shoes with hooves, so both would show.

Would you rather have a unicorn%26#039;s horn on your forehead or goat%26#039;s legs?
Definitely the horn, because it would be useful in arguments, a great conversation starter and would make it much easier to get kinky dates! ;-)
Reply:i would rather have ur 10 points
Reply:Goats legs, if I had hooves I wouldn%26#039;t spend so much on shoes. Might need to spend more on leg waxing though.
Reply:Goat%26#039;s legs? On my forehead? I%26#039;ll take the horn.
Reply:at least you can cover the legs...a horn is abit hard ro disguise.x.
Reply:I%26#039;m Capricorn - the Goats legs please.

And the 2 horns. One on its own just is not good fashion.
Reply:unicorn horn...it would have to be filed down though....don%26#039;t want to poke out someone%26#039;s eye or something
Reply:Goats legs - they have to better than my own
Reply:Goats legs! That would be amazing! I%26#039;d be like the thing from Narnia.
Reply:Go for the legs...

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Do you remember this rap song?

This is like the best rap song of all times.

Big Tymers - Still Fly

[Baby] Whassup Fresh? It%26#039;s our turn, baby?

[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits (With the Gucci suits)

Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp (Ehh-Ehh Ehh-Ehh, I stay sharp)

Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent (I can%26#039;t pay my rent)

But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly (Uh, Uh, Damn! Cause I%26#039;m so fly)

Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class (In my E-Class Benz)

Cause that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride (Hmm-Mmm)

Got everythang - in my momma name (We got everythang, in my momma name)

But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah (Uh-Huh!)

[Baby]

Get your car *cuh-ck-cuh-cuh* car play gems gone shine

Instead momma get a bling - baby girl let%26#039;s ride (Let%26#039;s Ride)

You a number one stunna, and we gon%26#039; glide

and go straight to the mall and tear down the inside

Do that Prada, Gucci, full length leather

Bourbon%26#039;s cool or Coogi sweater (Sweater)

Twenty-inches pop my feather

The Birdman daddy I fly in any weather

Alligator seats with the head in the inside

Swine on the dash, G-wagon is So Fly

Number one don%26#039;t tangle and twist it

When it come to these cars I am that *****

The *cuh-ck-cuh-cuh* Coogi with the matchin interior

Three wheel ride with the tire in the middle

It%26#039;s Fresh and Stunner and we like brothas

We shine like paint daddy - it%26#039;s our Summer

[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits

Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp

Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent

But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly

Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class

But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride

Got everythang - in my momma name

But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah

[Mannie Fresh]

Have you ever seen a crocodile seats in the truck

Turn around sit it down and let %26#039;em bite your butt

See the steeling is Fendi, dashboard Armani

With your baby momma - player, is where you can find me?

Cruisin through the parking lot on twenty fours

(Coming Through The Hood On %26#039;Em Twenty Fo%26#039;s)

Cadillac Esclade with the chromed out nose

With an navigation arrow headed straight to your spot

Where your wife really love me cause the sex is so hot

Put the Caddy up, start the three wheel Benz (Skiiiiiirt!)

Hyper white lights, ultra Violet lens

Suma-tuma tires and they gotta be run flat

TV with a horn goin (UH UHHH) %26quot;Boy can you top that?%26quot;

I%26#039;ma show you some **** - rookie press that button

The trunk went (Ehh-Ehh) and all of a sudden

Four fifteen%26#039;s - didn%26#039;t see no wires

And then I heard (Boom!) from the amplifiers

[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits

Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp

Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent

But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly

Got a quarter tank of gas - in my new E class

But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride

Got everythang - in my momma name

But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah

[Baby]

(ay, ay, ay, ay)

Lemme slide in the Benz (****!) with the fished out fins

Prowler an loud pipes - Drinkin the Henn%26#039;

It%26#039;s the Birdie-Birdie Man - I%26#039;ll do it again

In a Cadillac Trucks twenty fo%26#039;s with tints

[Mannie Fresh]

Looking at my Gucci - it%26#039;s about that time

Six bad broads flying in that nine

New Suburban Truck with the porno showing

Up and down {*orgasm*} and up they go and..

[Baby]

Bodies on the Roadster - Lexus you know what?

That hard-top beamer (ay, ay) yo Ma%26#039;, that%26#039;s your truck

I come in up the hood and Lovely

New shoes on the whip and I wake up to Bubbly (Bubbly)

[Mannie Fresh]

Four-thirty Lex with the convertable top

And the rims keeps spinning everytime I stop

Got a superman Benz that I scored from Shaq

With a ol%26#039; school Caddy with a %26quot;diamond in the back%26quot;

[Chorus: Mannie Fresh]

Gator boots with the pimped out Gucci suits

Ain%26#039;t got no job, but I stay sharp

Can%26#039;t pay my rent, cause all my money%26#039;s spent

But that%26#039;s okay, cause I%26#039;m Still Fly

Got a quarter tank of gas - In my new E class

But that%26#039;s alright, cause I%26#039;m gon%26#039; ride

Got everythang - in my momma name

But I%26#039;m Hood Rich - dadah-dadah da-dah da-dah da-dah

{*Scratches*}

The Number One Stunna Pimp

{*Scratches*}

Mannie Fresh

Do you remember this rap song?
Yea..i luv that song=]

and heii Kaylani..how are you?
Reply:Yeah I remember..that was a good song back in the day.
Reply:YEA IT CAME OUT A WHILE BACK

I WONT SAY ITS DA BEST RAP SONG BUT IT%26#039;S HOTT
Reply:No i dont remember it I%26#039;m afraid
Reply:Sure do... reminds me of high school... thanks for the happy flashback!

viruses

Random quotes?

best answer to the person who can name where most of these quotes came from.

%26#039;oh hamburgers!%26#039;

%26#039;oh my god shoes.%26#039;

%26#039;shun the nonbeliever! shunnn! shhhhuuuunnn!%26#039;

%26#039;youll eat a muffin! youll eat it and liek it!%26#039;

%26#039;i have a secret too! im gay! we know!%26#039;

%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!%26#039;

%26#039;sound the feasting horn!%26#039;

%26#039;EGAD!%26#039;

%26#039;you mean to say theyve taken what we thought we think and are making us think the thoughts that we think that we thought... i think.%26#039;

Random quotes?
2. The %26quot;Girl%26quot; from Shoes

3. The pink %26amp; blue unicorns from the awesome video Charlie the Unicorn (It%26#039;s a leopluridon Charlie! A magical leopluridon!)

4. The Cunningham Muffins Grandma from Muffins (Imaginary Muffin :)

5. Ryan from the MadTV Parody of High School Musical (I crack up everytime I hear this!)

6. The girl from the Orbit commercial

7. The Snickers commercial

8. Patrick from Spongebob Squarepants
Reply:Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Reply:the orbitz gum commercials?
Reply:There is no Hell, only the ones we carry in our hearts
Reply:No Kitty! This is my pot pie!

Well anyway, the 2nd one is from shoes

the third is from charlie the unicorn

fourth is from the same people that do the shoes thing...It%26#039;s about a bunch of muffins

The fifth is from a conversation you had with your parents last week

Thats all I know.
Reply:Alice Tolkien
Reply:what are u asking?
Reply:Homer Simpson
Reply:1. South Park

2. something on youtube

3. Charlie the Unicorn. We found a map to candy mountain!

4. something on youtube

5. I know this one....

6. I think it%26#039;s an Orbit commercial

7. Snickers

8. Simpsons?

9. South Park

10. I watch too much TV.
Reply:HAHA. the sixth one was from the orbit gum commerical or something. %26amp; %26quot;ohmygod shoes%26quot; is from the song Shoes.

PWUAHAHAHA. %26gt;:]
Reply:i know the %26quot;i have a secret too%26quot; one is from family guy!
Reply:oh my god shoes --- the Shoes youtube video

shunn... --- Charlie the unicorn

muffin --- Cunningham muffins

cootie queen --- Orbit gum ad
Reply:%26quot;who are you calling...%26quot; is from a gum commercial.

%26quot;sound the ...%26quot; is from the snickers commercial.
Reply:the 4th one came from that shoe liking kelly girl%26#039;s brother.

the 6th one came from my favorite commercial

and the last one is from spongebob

AGHH
Reply:ok well the first one is from hell on earth 2006 of south park and butters summons biggy smalls (i watched that yesterday lol). The 2nd one is the %26#039;Shoes%26#039; thing. omg the 3rd one. charlieeee...charliieeeeeee hahaha :D charlie the unicorn. the 4th is the cunningham muffins. Haha i%26#039;ve seen the 5th one too. The high school musical parody when ryan runs on and he screams that and everyone is like we know. The one after that is the orbit gum commercial. The next one is snickers. Don%26#039;t know the next one. The last is patrick from spongebob.
Reply:Sorry this is a waste of time. Read a book.
Reply:Gone With The Wind

The Deerhunter

Gladiator

Oh God! Book ll

Metropolis

The Dirty Dozen

Terms Of Endearment

Dr. Zhivago

Debbie Does Dallas
Reply:sigh*

kooool!
Reply:%26#039;oh hamburgers!%26#039; dunno

%26#039;oh my god shoes.%26#039; shoes :p

%26#039;shun the nonbeliever! shunnn! shhhhuuuunnn!%26#039; charlie

%26#039;youll eat a muffin! youll eat it and liek it!%26#039; muffins

%26#039;i have a secret too! im gay! we know!%26#039; family guy

%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker!%26#039; gum commercial

%26#039;sound the feasting horn!%26#039; snickers commercial

%26#039;EGAD!%26#039; my mom

%26#039;you mean to say theyve taken what we thought we think and are making us think the thoughts that we think that we thought... i think.%26#039; again spongebob
Reply:to be or not to be
Reply:kelly likes shoes :)
Reply:I have no clue!

southpark?

Probably not.

Anyway, if your tired of the same old thing and have thought about the reason why were here on earth come check this out:

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Reply:Butterz,

the Shoes video,

Charlie the Unicorn,

idk,

idk,

Orbit commercial,

Snickers commercial,

idk,

South Park?
Reply:hmm ok...

Are they all from South Park?
Reply:y dont u just look it up on google lol
Reply:south park most of them from cartman but a couple from butters
Reply:youll eat a muffin, youll eat it and like it- MUFFINS!

%26#039;who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker- Commercial to Orbit gum
Reply:I thnk the majority of these quotes came from South Park

#6 is from the %26quot;I%26#039;m gonna have to block you%26quot; commercial
Reply:snickers is the feasting horn

diseases

How is my book so far?

I wrote a book, a remake of Stephenie Meyer%26#039;s %26quot;Twilight%26quot; for a website called fanfiction.net. I would like some views on how I am doing. Please read.

Chapter 1:

This was it. My last day in Arizona. How could I actually be leaving? My mother, Renee, had decided that I go live with my father, Charlie, and my older brother, Jasper, in Washington. She was remarried to Phil, my new step-father. I didn’t care much for Phil; he was average looking, average height, average IQ. Altogether, average. But he made my mother feel happy, so I didn’t fuss when they decided to get married. They were moving to Florida, and I didn’t want to barge in on there newly-wed stage, so I decided not to go with them. Renee was persistent with the idea of Phil adopting me, becoming my legal father and me moving to Florida with them. When I refused, saying that they should spend their honeymoon without the hassle of me being around, she decided to send me to Forks.

I had no problem with my father; we just weren’t that close. I hadn’t seen him in awhile and the idea of moving wasn’t too tempting for me. But, after Renee thought of this solution, I didn’t want to be an even bigger bother for my mother, so I decided to go along with it. It was determined that I would go to Washington this summer, so that I could start school at the beginning of the year and not miss anything that could possibly be important.

On the plane, I thought about what life would be like now that I was leaving all of my friends and my mother. I knew I would have trouble the first day of school. I hated being the center of attention, and being the new girl in town, that was bound to happen. I sighed. If it made Renee happy, why shouldn’t I go? Not everything was about me. The only thing in this situation that mattered was my mother, right? I didn’t know. I decided I would give this situation a shot, and if it didn’t work, it didn’t work. I could fly to Florida and live in the new house with Renee and Phil. Phil could adopt me and we could all be happy. Well, maybe not me, but if they were happy, it was worth it.

When the plane landed, I slowly left my seat. I was one of the last people off the plane. I dragged my feet to the baggage claim. When I looked up, I felt my mouth drop open in shock. Jasper and Charlie were standing with a sign that read, “Welcome Home, Bella!” So what? That was normal, right? Sure. But the huge mass of people around them was definitely not normal. Who were these people? Why were they here? I doubted I even knew half of them. I smiled and waved. When I reached the mob of unfamiliar people, I was immediately swept up into a huge hug by one of the few faces that I recognized in the crowd: Emmett.

“Bella! How’s it going? It’s been, like, forever since I’ve seen you!”

“Can’t. Breathe!” I said, struggling for air.

“Oh, sorry,” he said, taking a step back. “I’m just so happy to see you!”

I gasped as he pulled me into another big bear-hug. “Emmett! Get off! Everyone else wants to see me, too, you know!”

He stepped back again and smiled.

“Howdy, kiddo!” Charlie said, coming to hug me with much less force than Emmett.

“Hi Dad.” I didn’t realize until just now that I did know the people in the crowd. Alice, Carlisle, Rosalie, Esme, and Edward. The people who had been like my second family when I would visit Forks.

I jumped as I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and stared into gold. “Hi Jasper!” I said, hugging him, too.

He grinned and chuckled. “Hey Bella. Man, have you gotten big! What, have you grown, like, a foot?”

“It hasn’t been that long since I’ve seen you, Jasper. Only about a year.” I couldn’t help but grin at my brother.

“Bella!” Alice screeched, running the six feet that separated us.

I laughed. “Alice, you haven’t changed a bit!” I said, hugging her. I was doing more hugging than I had ever done in my whole life!

She smiled. “So, how have you been? I’ve missed you so much! We have so much to talk about! How is Renee? And Phil? Did they find a new house, yet?” She asked, talking a mile a minute.

“Alice! Stop! You’re giving me a headache. Share me with the others!” I said, sounding just like I did when I was six and I used to visit.

She sighed. “Ok. But we are going to talk later.” She smiled at the end and I knew automatically that I was not going to get much sleep tonight.

I turned from Alice and stepped forward to hug Esme and give her a peck on the cheek. I did the same to Carlisle, and Rosalie. Then I came to Edward. He and I hadn’t ever been that close, but for some reason, every time I got close to him, I felt something like an electric current pulling me towards him. I hesitantly stepped forward to give him a hug, too. I didn’t want anyone to pick up on my feelings.

“H-hi Edward.” I said, stuttering a bit when I first tried to talk.

“Hello Bella.” His voice seemed strained. His eyes also seemed darker than the warm gold I remembered. I had always wondered why all the Cullen’s had had gold eyes, along with my brother. Contacts? I didn’t think so. They looked too flawless to be contacts. Why would they all wear contacts, if they were?

I stepped back from Edward and made my way back to the center of the loose circle that my friends had formed.

“It’s really nice to see you all. Thanks for coming to meet me here.” I smiled a halfhearted smile towards the end. Why were they all being so quiet? Except for Alice, not one of them had said anything other than their greeting.

Alice came up from behind me and grabbed my arm. “Okay. Charlie? Can Bella ride with me in my car? I still want to talk to her about Phoenix.” I grimaced.

Charlie ignored me. “Sure, sure.” He obviously didn’t have much to say to me and he’d never been too good at filling silences.

“Yay!” Alice squealed. “We have so much to talk about! Come on, Bella!” She pulled me away to her car.

We rode with Rosalie, Esme, and Edward. I was a little uncomfortable with Edward being with us, but not so much as to say anything. Alice quizzed me on absolutely everything about Phoenix. My friends, my house and how it had changed, the weather, Renee, Phil, my new, well old now, high school, movies I’d seen since I’d last talked to her, and the music I listened to. I answered all of her questions as quickly as I could; she talked really fast! I missed about half of the things that she said. Rosalie and Esme said little except for when they had a question of their own. Edward was very still, pushed as far away from me as possible, crammed up against the door. I wondered what I had done to make him cringe away from me like that. Edward had never been close with me, just there in the background. I didn’t use to notice it as much as now, but it offended me. What did I do that was so horrible to him? Nothing. Nothing at all.

I sighed. “Okay, Alice. I’ve told you everything. Time to take me home. We can talk more tomorrow.”

“Okay.” Alice looked reluctant to drive down the long street to my house, but she did.

“Bye everyone! It was really nice to see you all again.” I said as we pulled up into my driveway.

“Goodbye, Bella.” Esme said, sounding distracted. She was staring at Edward.

I walked inside and went into the kitchen to get a snack. I settled for a granola bar and walked up to my room to unpack. My suitcases were on the small bed in the corner. Everything looked exactly the same as I left it, just more dust. I laid all my stuff on my bed and sorted it into piles: pajamas, shirts, pants, dresses, skirts, and shoes. Then I put them away in my closet and dresser. I glanced at the clock on my wall. Only 7:30. I had at least an hour before an expectable bed time. I went downstairs to look for Jasper.

I found him in the living room watching the TV. The sound was barely on; it could’ve been on mute, but Jasper seemed intent on what the newscaster was saying.

“Hey Jasper. What’s up?” I said.

He turned his head toward me just a fraction of an inch. “Watching the news. There’s been a major oil spill just outside of eastern Alaska. They’re working on cleaning it up, but it doesn’t look too good for the penguins.” He chuckled and turned his head fully towards me. His eyes seemed darker than they were at the airport.

“Did you get new contacts?” I asked.

“What?” He seemed confused.

“Your eyes. There darker than earlier.”

“Oh, um, yeah. Contacts…” He stood up and went to the phone.

“Who are you calling?” I was still curious about his ‘contacts’, but his movement to the phone distracted me.

“I’m calling Edward and Emmett. I want to go hiking.” He seemed cautious when he answered.

“Hiking? At 7:30? I don’t think so.” He was lying. I could tell.

He turned and smiled at me while he punched in the numbers on the phone. “Since when do you come here and tell me what I can and cannot do?”

“Since now.” I replied.

“Whatever you say, your Highness.” He said, sarcasms thick in his voice.

I couldn’t help but think how Jasper and I were so different. My parents had adopted him a few years before I was born. He’d been my older brother to everyone around us except for the people who knew us better, were closer to us. They knew he was adopted and nothing more: except the Cullen’s. They knew the whole story, probably even more than I knew. Jasper was like one of the family with them. He’d never fit in with Charlie and Renee and I. He didn’t eat with us whenever we would have dinner. He was always wandering out into the forest late at night and never telling us when he would be back. He would skip school on the rare, nice day that the sun actually came out. He’s part of the reason that Renee left Charlie. He was a strain on their relationship, what with them always having something going on with him. When the tried to take him to the doctor to see if there was something wrong with his disinterest in food, he refused to see anyone but Dr. Cullen. Even then, my parents weren’t allowed to sit in on the exam.

Jasper’s voice snapped me out of my focus. “BELLA! Jezze, listen now and again, why don’t ‘ya? Alice wants to know if you’d like to spend the night at their house tonight.”

I thought about that for a minute, and while I was busy deciding, Jasper made the choice for me.

“Yeah, she’ll be there. 15 minutes? Okay. See you then. ‘Bye.” He hung up the phone on the receiver. “Alice is coming to pick you up in 15 minutes. Go get your stuff.” He ordered.

I scowled. “How do you know I want to go to Alice’s? Huh?”

“Your going, okay? Now go and get your clothes.”

I sighed in defeat. Good old Jasper, always ordering me around. “Uhg! Fine…” I walked up to my room to get my stuff.

I packed my extra comfy Superman pajamas and threw them in a duffle bag along with my Superman slippers. They were the only pair of pajamas I had that matched so I decided that I would wear them. I walked downstairs and met Jasper at the bottom of the steps.

“Does Charlie know I’m going to Alice’s?” I asked.

“Yes. I called him after you went upstairs.”

I yawned. “I hope she doesn’t expect me to stay up too late. I’m beat.” I yawned again just to make my point.

He laughed and ruffled my hair. “She won’t, I promise.” He laughed again.

Just then, a horn honked impatiently outside.

“That must be Alice.” Jasper murmured.

“Whoopee.” I said sarcastically.

I grabbed my duffle bag from the ground and trudged out the door. I was raining. Great. I walked back inside to get my raincoat from my suitcase. When I was almost down the steps, I lost my balance and slipped. I landed with a hard thud on the bottom step. The pain brought tears to my eyes. Why did I always have to be such a klutz? I slowly got to my feet and limped to the front door. I locked the deadbolt with the key from under the eve and went to join Alice in her Porsche.

“Hi Alice.” I greeted her. Something was definitely wrong. Alice didn’t respond; she had a distant look on her face and her eyes were glazed over. “Alice! What’s wrong?!” The panic started to seep through my composed voice.

Her eyes refocused on my face and she smiled halfheartedly. “Hi Bella. When did you get here?” She asked, sounded confused.

“Just a minute ago. What was wrong? Did you just have a seizure or something?” Alice had been diagnosed by Carlisle as to being prone to have seizures. That explained her distant gaze and unfocused eyes.

“What? Oh, uh…” She paused.

“Alice? It’s okay. You can tell me.” I was curious as to why she was hesitant to answer my question.

“I know. I wonder if that’ll upset him…” I was sure she didn’t mean for me to hear the last part. I couldn’t help but wonder who she was talking about.

“Upset who?”

“What? Did I say that out loud?”

“Uh, yeah. Who would it upset if you told me what happened, Alice?”

She sighed. “Your more observant than I remembered. Fine. I thought it would upset Edward. But since you heard me say that, you not gonna’ drop it until I tell you are you?”

I nodded.

She sighed again. “This is going to sound really stupid, but it’s true. I can sorta’, sometimes, see the future.” She took in my calm expression and continued. “Never anything more than just glimpses. Don’t worry. I just saw you fall down some steps. Sorry I didn’t get inside quick enough to stop you from tripping.” She smirked and I scowled.

“Gee, thanks Alice.” I said sourly. “And since when have you been able to do this?”

“Since as far back as I can remember. Carlisle says that it’s a sort of power that I was born with.” She tapped her temple.

“Huh. I wouldn’t have guessed that.” I shook my head.

She laughed. “Not many people have seen me when I’m having a vision. Strange that I would have one of you; I haven’t seen you in my visions for over a year.” She turned to me. “I guess it’s because your close by.”

“Yeah, that makes so much more sense now. Thanks Alice.” I replied sourly.

She smirked at me and sped of towards her house.

“So, um, I have a question about that whole seeing the future thing, Alice.” I said after a moment of silence.

She paused, debating with herself if whether or not she should answer. “Okay, but just one.” She said.

How was I going to say this? Uagh!! “Uh, um, I was, uh, wondering why it would, um, upset Edward if you told me that you could, well, see the future.”

This caught her off guard. “I don’t t-think that he’d like if I told you that.” Nervous now, she sped up even faster so that all the trees were just a blur as we raced past them.

“Alice!” I whined. “C’mon! I won’t tell anyone.”

“Like that would keep anything from him.” She muttered under her breath. “Well, Edward kinda’ doesn’t want you to know that we Cullen’s are, uh...special.”

I was confused. “Why wouldn’t he want me to know? Did he think it would scare me if I knew you could see the future? Plenty of people are psychic.” I pointed out.

She sighed a short, frustrated sigh. “It’s not just me that has special talents. Do you know who your parents adopted Jasper from?” She asked, changing the conversation to an unexpected course.

“No.” I’d never really cared enough to ask Charlie or Renee.

“Do you know Jasper’s old last name?”

“No.”

She turned to me. “Cullen.” She whispered.

I heard my quick intake of breath as I put two and two together. The gold eyes, the physical resemblance, all the time they spent together camping and other family bonding type of activities, how Jasper referred to Esme as ‘Mom’ and Carlisle as ‘Dad’. I always thought that he just accepted them as his second parents, since he spent so much time at their home, and since it was easier than saying ‘Mr. and Mrs. Cullen’. “Alice, I-I, I don’t u-understand.”

“Bella, Jasper is my brother.” She looked at me warily.

I could almost hear everything click together inside my head. “It all makes sense…” And then everything was black.

How is my book so far?
i think it%26#039;s awesome! ur a really talented writer! w2g!
Reply:I couldn%26#039;t get past the first paragraph.
Reply:That is not a book, it is a story.

It%26#039;s fanfiction. You could never get that published since it%26#039;s copyrighted material..

You have a lot of grammar errors and some bad sentence structures.

Keep working on your fanfiction!
Reply:In The First paragraph there is too much info on characters like you had to introduce everyone in five seconds. It%26#039;s alittle overwelming.
Reply:i thought it was ok but...............ok im really obsessed with the twilight series and your version is creative but it just bugs me because my mind is so set on the real version-ive read twilight about 6 times-that in the back of my head its going wrong! thats wrong! but any ways it is very good and i want to read the rest! were can i read it?

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Am I Emo? Please answer.?

Everyone keeps telling me I%26#039;m emo! Is this true? I like anime, manga, nintendo, retro consoles, mac / windows os, cant live without my ipod, cry when i%26#039;m upset, have long boring thoughts about people, draw pictures, watch horror / romance movies, text constantly and write poetry a lot. As for looks I have short dyed hair and a long fringe swept to the side of my face, wear thick rimmed black and white or thick red horn-rimmed glasses. I tend to wear black a lot and buy clothes from a gothic store / h%26amp;m / roxy/ billabong/ rip curl/ beyond retro/ everything but the music, etc. Patterned clothing is best though like stars or skulls or something like that. A studded belt too. Tend to wear quite a lot of eyeliner and bright eyeshadow, dark or bright lipstick. The shoes are Vans or Converse. Happen to wear a Fall out boy wristband quite a lot or nintendo wristbands... As for music I like MCR, Funeral for a Friend, Hawthorn Heights, Jimmy eat world, Fall Out boy, panic! at the disco etc.

Am I Emo? Please answer.?
no your unique !!!
Reply:I feel like starting a one-woman campaign to ban questions like this... Fed-up of emo....
Reply:No...your YOU!
Reply:first of all EMO stand for Emotional duh! second of al u can just consider your self emo. or other people . the people who call u emo are dumasses and are most likely posers of fashion.(tell em i said that!) If u were emo u wouldnt be posting this question or at least worded it alot differently

trust me ur not emo
Reply:no
Reply:No, your just goth. Emo stands for emotional., like when people cut them selves and threaten suicide and such. Goth is goth, there is a difference. As for those people, there loser. Obviously they care to much about what other people are wearing and make other people feel lame so they look, %26quot;cool%26quot;. They are the losers. As for you, ROCK UR STYLE!
Reply:we dont know if ur an emo , ask ur self.
Reply:u know what? i get fed up of people trying to categorize others. i think it%26#039;s just because they%26#039;re insecure and they feel the need to fit into a particular group, then criticize anyone who%26#039;s different from them. if you happen to wear similar clothes or whatever, it doesn%26#039;t mean your%26#039;re an emo necessarily-i get the impression most people who call themselves emos are more about being depressed than their style?(emo=emotional i think?).

My brother accused me of being an emo the other day just because i was wearing converse! what he failed to notice was that i was also wearing a baby pink top! lol. yet he doesn%26#039;t like people calling him a goth when he goes round with black long dyed hair, motorhead/ slipknot tees, new rock boots (the list goes on...).

so yeah, basically i think you should be yourself, wear what you want to wear, listen to music you like the sound of and not worry too much about what anyone else thinks! and have fun doing it! x
Reply:I%26#039;d say that you were gothic/punk. Not emo.

Emo is just a state of being. Everyone cries when they are upset. If you like anime and manga and nintendo, it doesn%26#039;t mean that you are emo. We are all emo sometime in our life, even if it is just for a few minutes.

There are a lot of those girls at my school that are emo and they%26#039;re pretty cool. It%26#039;s not bad being emo. Being emo is better than being one of those preppy girls who wear abercrombie that just fit in with the crowd (me)! You should be proud of who you are. If anyone goes %26quot;You are so emo%26quot; just go %26quot;Yeah, I am%26quot; Ignore those other people who think emo is weird. They%26#039;re just missing out on some really great people.

Hope I helped!
Reply:emo is a genre of music.

I wish people would comprehend that.

%26quot;Emo%26quot; isn%26#039;t a state of being.
Reply:i wirte, have dyed hair also with a sweep to the side, i wear sk8 shoes, i have 12 tattoo%26#039;s , i have wrist bands. I%26#039;m far from emo....I%26#039;m actually a nurse/ single mother. I%26#039;m also 22. Your style is just you. be creative and live it up. be your self cause no one else can.

B.T.W i also like some of that music.

If people want to call you emo, let them cause if they talk about you then your in the spot light not someone else. Be happy with you you are, you only live once. enjoy it :)

take care.
Reply:no, you cannot be emo.

emo is a genre of music.

it%26#039;s liek calling someone rap, you can%26#039;t be rap.

at had this same problem for a while, dont let anyone phase you, being independant is good, don%26#039;t be like anyone else.

:)
Reply:You%26#039;re Scene!!

Welcome To The Club! lol

Just Be Who Yu Wna BeIts Kewl To Be Original

xox
Reply:wow you wear lipstick
Reply:Nah, Ur my perfect match! lol

Seriously, I wouldn%26#039;t be surprised if the ppl who call you emo want to slit their wrists every fortnight. I think they%26#039;re probrably jealous. You%26#039;re not emo, goth, or anything else, you%26#039;re who you want to be.

Hope I helped.

And HOW THE HELL can people call nintendo emo?!?
Reply:This isn%26#039;t Emo hun :)

Emo is simply a state of mind

Emotional Kid is what it stands for

IF you are in touch with your emotional side

Yeah why not...you%26#039;re an Emo :)

But looks and hobbies don%26#039;t dominate who you are

Also if you dont WANT to be called an Emo

Then you aren%26#039;t

WE dont have labels

People DECIDE what label to give us

You dont have to let them stick

Good Luck Finding yourself :)

Hope I Helped :)

JustJosh

xoxoxo
Reply:Well theres nothing actually wrong with being Emo. I don%26#039;t really get what people have against Emo%26#039;s really. Emu%26#039;s i understands because i was pecked by one once..

Keep in mind that it is just a word. Your a person not a stereotype. :_
Reply:Just because you wear long, black clothes and listen to FOB or MCR it dont mean your an emo. Emos are mostly people who slit their wrists when they are emotional.

So basically if you dont slit your wrists when emotional then your not an emo. Your more of a goth because goths are mostly judged my their clothes, hobbies and thing like that not your inner-self. You wear clothes from gothic stores, listen to FOB and MCR, have converse shoes which dont normally mean a goth but lead to traces of it, Skull patterned clothes, gothic hairstyle, and make-up. People who woulld catch a glimpse of you in the street would think emo/goth straight away because of how you look but your not an emo because of what you look like and what your interests are!

Hope this helps.

Your a goth basically.

:]
Reply:Hun, EVERYONE crys where there upser....EVERYONE likes to draw pictures and listen to falloutboy and watch movies....

your just YOUUUUUUUU
Reply:I%26#039;m the same way but don%26#039;t let people put labels on you.

You%26#039;re not a can of fruit that needs to be labeled.
Reply:No ur not emo. ur more of like goth. Emo%26#039;s cut their wrists, but hopefully u don%26#039;t. Do u??
Reply:no your just trying way to hard. you listen to bad pop bands, and shop at skate.surf stores, cept h%26amp;m they are just kina normal stuff.its quite obvios your asking this question pretending to be ignorant, but really you are hoping people will answer yess. -5scene points for that one. and a couple hundred for the FOB wristband...ew
Reply:dont ever let labels get to you

people who label r just people who have no lives

by the way

fob roxs

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Any dog carrier saddlebags?

This is weird...but I went riding today with my %26#039;children%26#039; for Mother%26#039;s Day. I have 2 small dogs. They can%26#039;t keep up, so they ride in my saddlebags with their heads and front legs out the top. Works pretty good...http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103...

But if I let the young one on the ground, the weight of the remaining old one will pull on the saddle, causing the saddle to sit crooked.

I%26#039;d like something that will attach to the horn and balance across the front of me...or attach to the cantle and %26#039;balance%26#039; on the back. Like a buddy seat for kids.

It cannot %26#039;contain or trap%26#039; the dog...in case something goes wrong. The dogs are well trained to ride with me. They know to stay still...yet will jump and leave if I tell them too.

So, any ideas of how to MAKE one...or where to buy one?

And yes...I know tenny shoes are a no no...but I do it anyways.

Any dog carrier saddlebags?
HI!!! B.B. Happy Moms Day!!!! All good! Work in WY. I ride in tennis shoes as well!!!! You know that is such a great idea!!!!! My grandma %26amp; mom are very good with crap like that...... I am going to have to ask!!!! Hummmm Dam woman I thought my hair was long!! You got me by a good 4 in! LOL

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This is just throwing ideas out. Food for thought thing....

This one looks cool!

http://www.animalworldnetwork.com/bpetsa...

This one is a little different.

http://www.animalworldnetwork.com/glpeth...

But this is like a back pack for a dog. Well then I think maybe you would have to make new strapes. Then you can leave the bag open. Hummm

http://www.barkslope.com/301traveler.htm...

This kinda...

http://www.barkslope.com/ctactivepak.htm...

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Heather- That is a good idea!! Then just mod the holes for the heads!
Reply:When I was a kid we rode with a fox hunt. The whiper in had a set of small baskets that cliped to the front of the saddle for the Jack russels to ride in.

I cant for the life of me find a set on the net. But it shouldnt be to hard to make.

Also.. these people http://www.haditmade.com/P108.html will make custom horse/dog/ people gear. Talk to them and maybe they can make you something.
Reply:http://www.angelsonwheels.com/pettranspo...

Some neat carriers...front and back models....

If you have a tent and awining manufacturer in GP or due east from there, they may be able to %26quot;work up%26quot; a design for you....take in some ideas/photos and let them make a mock up for you. Incorporate your own ideas for bringing your buddies on a horseback ride. I can%26#039;t imagine that there would not be a market for this!
Reply:hey B.B. so i%26#039;m thinking you could take this saddle bag and cut holes for your dogs head to stick out. the bags are rectangular with a flat bottom which would make it easier for your dog to stnad or sit in. they are also insulated which might help keep your pups cool.

http://www.horsesaddleshop.com/wesnylqui...
Reply:Seems to me I have seen something like you are talking about.....Where??????

Good idea though.

Good gravy girl look at all that hair!!! I have fine hair that I have to keep short. It gets too long %26amp; I get split ends like crazy....http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=ddJo...

I ride in tennies too.....
Reply:i agree that this is a good idea. right now i%26#039;ve been trying to figure out a way to carry my dog as it took her less than 5 minutes to unzip her bag and get out.

it was a heavy bag to begin with, so i figure if a can figure out something i can wear and don%26#039;t have to put down as that%26#039;s when she gets out. as long as she%26#039;s in air she stays still.

maybe the same idea a double bag to sling across the front with a slot for the horn. made out of denim with sheepskin lining. now you really have me thinking.

good luck
Reply:I know exactly what you are talking about but I haven%26#039;t seen one. A girl I rode with once would take her Corgi pup and put him in front of her but her pommel saddle bag acted as a %26#039;bed%26#039; so he could drape over onto it.

All I could come up with was maybe a small doggy soft side carrier and clip it to the cantle. It will be directly behind you and flat on the horses rump.

The top can be cut off to make a %26#039;bed%26#039; like area so they have a quick exit if needed yet it%26#039;s sides are sturdy.

I will keep my eyes open!

motorcycles

How is the best way to sell a bicycle?

I have a 2003 specialized sirrus comp that is still being produced

and now costs 1200 before the extras.

i bought the bike in california and had it sent to indiana and have

put less than 10 miles on it since new.

the bike has an led light, an expensive brooks leather saddle,

a spedo, and an oir horn.

ive also got a kryptonite cable lock and a high end helmet

and shoes.

i am 52 years old and rode a vitas carbonfiber road bike all

over orange county california for several years before buying

this bike and becoming sedentary.-----that is another story

my question is what to do with the bike---i have a nephew who

is in 7th grade and my brother has a road, mountain, as well

as an original cannondale but wont share his bikes with his

son making him ride an elceapo bike that cant possible be

enjoyable and probably even embarrasses him.

my question is how should i sell the bike and would giving it

to my nephew as is be a wise move or insult my brother.?

How is the best way to sell a bicycle?
EBay and Craig%26#039;s List are good ways to sell better bikes. Giving your bike to the nephew for a birthday or Christmas gift would be a great thing and I would think your bro would be happy you did it.
Reply:Give it to your nephew. Make sure to give him the lock too.
Reply:i sold two on craigslist, i think it is better than ebay becuase there is no paypal or shipping hassle.
Reply:Resale on Ebay would get you more $$ than craigslist, BUT giving it as a birthday gift and getting someone into the life long sport of cycling is priceless.....

I gave an old SEMO to my neice a few years ago (very small like a 48cm that I bought just for the Campy Chorus group for 200 bucks.) Built the bike with some shimano parts and she road the heck out of it until she out grew the bike. She has now got a new machine that fits again and rides all the time.
Reply:Sounds like your bro could use some %26#039;insulting%26#039;; I%26#039;d give the bike to the kid, making sure your bro knows its for the kid, not him....
Reply:I would give the bike to your nephew.

Despite the fact that the model NAME of your bike is still being used, chances are that there are few if any parts that have stayed the same. 5 years in the bike industry is a loooong time. This means that you likely won%26#039;t get much regardless of it%26#039;s condition... perhaps $100, maybe less.

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What do you think of these weird US laws?

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn%26#039;t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown-if they%26#039;re nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you%26#039;re safe from the law!)

During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.

It%26#039;s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren%26#039;t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate. [Hmmm... okay, there%26#039;s one place with a law that makes sense... -psl]

In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple%26#039;s own property.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.

In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can%26#039;t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. %26quot;No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club%26quot;.

The following important amendment however is to be considered here: %26quot;The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to male horses.%26quot;

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city%26#039;s airport property.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can%26#039;t be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife%26#039;s consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated. [Not to be confused with the myth about %26quot;rule of thumb%26quot;%26#039;s origin -psl]

In Maryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because %26quot;The privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.%26quot;

In Michigan, a woman isn%26#039;t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband%26#039;s permission.

In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store%26#039;s walk-in meat freezer!

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can%26#039;t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job-for men only-called a corset inspector.)

In Oblong, Illinois, it%26#039;s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

In Oxford, Ohio, it%26#039;s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man%26#039;s picture.

In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it%26#039;s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman%26#039;s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse. Next to that adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment. Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy. Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

What do you think of these weird US laws?
LOL and yanks make fun of other people%26#039;s laws
Reply:I%26#039;m at a loss for words. lol
Reply:hahaha

that is so funny.

and it would suck to live in utah!

masturbation is against the law?

thats harsh.
Reply:So if you%26#039;re in Utah, having sex with an animal, and you just break even--you%26#039;ve committed no crime?
Reply:Very weird. Doubt they are ever enforced, must be very old laws.
Reply:So do you have to leave Nevada if you want to have children?
Reply:When I see lists of obsolete (?) laws like this it always makes me want to know what the court sessions were like when they debated passing these laws. Were they tacked on to some other bigger laws and the men voting them in didn%26#039;t really know what they voted for, or were they really meant to solve some %26quot;big%26quot; problem in society.
Reply:Very funny, but of course totally untrue. These lists of %26quot;wacky laws%26quot; have been popping up since they were making laws and gullible people.

Just for the heck of it I went to the web sites of the first two towns mentioned (Alexandria MN and Ames IA) and examined their city codes. No hint of either of those ordinances. Check them out for yourself.

Highly entertaining, though, I mist say.

I expect it%26#039;s possible that one or two of these ordinances taken out of context resembles something a legislature once passed, but it%26#039;s probably a long shot.
Reply:wtf?

wow! that is really weird. this kinda makes ya wonder who makes these laws...

did you know that it is illegal in the state of Virginia to add sugar to your maple syup?

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Funny date joke?

Date Excuses

Hopefully you%26#039;ve never had these used on you, but this is a list of excuses to use if that %26quot;special%26quot; someone asks you out and you don%26#039;t know how to say no. If someone gives you one of these excuses, it is very likely that they have absolutely no interest in going out with you.

1. I have to floss my cat.

2. I%26#039;ve dedicated my life to linguini.

3. I want to spend more time with my blender.

4. The President said he might drop in.

5. The man on television told me to say tuned.

6. I%26#039;ve been scheduled for a karma transplant.

7. I%26#039;m staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.

8. It%26#039;s my parakeet%26#039;s bowling night.

9. It wouldn%26#039;t be fair to the other Beautiful People.

10. I%26#039;m building a pig from a kit.

11. I did my own thing and now I%26#039;ve got to undo it.

12. I%26#039;m enrolled in aerobic scream therapy.

13. There%26#039;s a disturbance in the Force.

14. I%26#039;m doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.

15. I have to go to the post office to see if I%26#039;m still wanted.

16. I%26#039;m teaching my ferret to yodel.

17. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.

18. I%26#039;m going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.

19. I%26#039;m planning to go downtown to try on gloves.

20. My crayons all melted together.

21. I%26#039;m trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

22. I%26#039;m in training to be a household pest.

23. I%26#039;m getting my overalls overhauled.

24. My patent is pending.

25. I%26#039;m attending the opening of my garage door.

26. I%26#039;m sandblasting my oven.

27. I%26#039;m worried about my vertical hold.

28. I%26#039;m going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.

29. I%26#039;m being deported.

30. The grunion are running.

31. I%26#039;ll be looking for a parking space.

32. My Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then.

33. The monsters haven%26#039;t turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots.

34. I%26#039;m taking punk totem pole carving.

35. I have to fluff my shower cap.

36. I%26#039;m converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.

37. I%26#039;ve come down with a really horrible case of something or other.

38. I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist.

39. My plot to take over the world is thickening.

40. I have to fulfill my potential.

41. I don%26#039;t want to leave my comfort zone.

42. It%26#039;s too close to the turn of the century.

43. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.

44. My subconscious says no.

45. I%26#039;m giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store.

46. I left my body in my other clothes.

47. The last time I went out, I never came back.

48. I%26#039;ve got a Friends of Rutabaga meeting.

49. I have to answer all of my %26quot;occupant%26quot; letters.

50. None of my socks match.

51. I have to be on the next train to Bermuda.

52. I%26#039;m having all my plants neutered.

53. People are blaming me for the Spanish-American War.

54. I changed the lock on my door and now I can%26#039;t get out.

55. I%26#039;m making a home movie called %26quot;The Thing That Grew in My Refrigerator.%26quot;

56. I%26#039;m attending a perfume convention as guest sniffer.

57. My yucca plant is feeling yucky.

58. I%26#039;m touring China with a wok band.

59. My chocolate-appreciation class meets that night.

60. I never go out on days that end in %26quot;Y.%26quot;

61. My mother would never let me hear the end of it.

62. I%26#039;m running off to Yugoslavia with a foreign-exchange student named Basil Metabolism.

63. I just picked up a book called %26quot;Glue in Many Lands%26quot; and I can%26#039;t put it down.

64. I%26#039;m too old/young for that stuff.

65. I have to ash/condition/perm/curl/tease my hair.

66. I have too much guilt.

67. There are important world issues that need worrying about.

68. I have to draw %26quot;Cubby%26quot; for an art scholarship.

69. I%26#039;m uncomfortable when I%26#039;m alone or with others.

70. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.

71. I feel a song coming on.

72. I%26#039;m trying to be less popular.

73. My bathroom tiles need grouting.

74. I have to bleach my hare.

75. I%26#039;m waiting to see if I%26#039;m already a winner.

76. I%26#039;m writing a love letter to Richard Simmons.

77. You know how we psychos are.

78. My favorite commercial is on TV.

79. I have to study for a blood test.

80. I%26#039;m going to be old someday.

81. I%26#039;ve been traded to Cincinnati.

82. I%26#039;m observing National Apathy Week.

83. I have to rotate my crops.

84. My uncle escaped again.

85. I%26#039;m up to my elbows in waxy buildup.

86. I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.

87. I%26#039;m having my baby shoes bronzed.

88. I have to go to court for kitty littering.

89. I%26#039;m going to count the bristles in my toothbrush.

90. I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner.

91. Having fun gives me prickly heat.

92. I%26#039;m going to the Missing Persons Bureau to see if anyone is looking for me.

93. I have to jog my memory.

94. My palm reader advised against it.

95. My Dress For Obscurity class meets then.

96. I have to stay home and see if I snore.

97. I prefer to remain an enigma.

98. I think you want the OTHER [your name].

99. I have to sit up with a sick ant.

100. I%26#039;m trying to cut down.

101. My asthma is acting up again

102. That would interfere with my time to wait for the government to take me away.

103. You%26#039;re ugly, I%26#039;m busy, have a nice day

104. Its my goldfish%26#039;s birthday

105. Uh, I have stuff to do.

106. I have to make an air sandwich

107. I have to hide the bodies.

108. I don%26#039;t have time to go on a date...with YOU!

109. I have to wash my hair.

110. I have to clean my toilet

111. I need to spend quality time with my weed wacker

112. I need to clean the air in my room

113. My hamster is having a heart transplant and I need to stay for moral support.

114. I caught a rare deadly African disease that%26#039;s highly contagious.

115. My gerbil is getting married.

116. I have plans to clean the cracks in my floor

117. Sorry, when you came to my door I mistook you for a mormon and took cover.

118. I had to rob your house

119. That%26#039;s the night I reorganize my rock collection.

120. Pinnochio is on tonight

121. I have to try out for the ice skating team at school.

122. I don%26#039;t date outside my species

123. Sorry I think I%26#039;m gay

124. I have to go...........over..............there.

125. My butt is to big in this dress

126. I have to take out the trash

127. My dog had baby kittens.

128. I can%26#039;t, I need to take my computer apart and put it back together.

129. I have to go shopping for my mother.

130. I%26#039;m sorry, I have to rotate the strings on all of my shoes.

131. No

132. I told my car I would tenderly rub wax into it%26#039;s body

133. I have to go for my full body wax appointment

134. I can%26#039;t I was asked to go to another party w/o you

135. I don%26#039;t date goats!

136. Ally Mcbeal is on

137. I%26#039;m reading with my widower

138. I have to brush my teeth.

139. Alf comes on soon

140. I%26#039;m sick.

141. I%26#039;ve had a better offer, some bloke is coming round to set fire to my head

142. I%26#039;m busy cleaning the blood off my axe

143. My dad said I can%26#039;t date till I am married

144. I%26#039;m shaving my dog.

145. It%26#039;s against my religion to date people named (insert relevant name)

146. My grandma is on fire.

147. I%26#039;m getting married tonight.

148. I%26#039;m engaged.

149. I don%26#039;t want to ruin our friendship.

150. I have family in town.

151. I just washed my hair.

152. It%26#039;s that time of the month again.

153. My father%26#039;s grandmother%26#039;s aunt%26#039;s mother died.

154. I have to take down the Christmas lights.

155. I have to go to a surprise party for my grandma%26#039;s birthday.

156. I left my tolerance in another coat.

157. I just got back together with my ex

158. I don%26#039;t like people.

159. I have to alphabetize my CDs. (Hey, is that supposed to be insulting to me? -- dan)

160. I might see someone who knows me.

161. My brother%26#039;s sister%26#039;s mum%26#039;s son%26#039;s dad died.

162. I would, but it would be a complete waste of make-up.

163. My pet snake is constipated again.

164. I have a phobia of people named (insert name here).

165. I have to teach my pig to sing.

166. I just got sick (right after you asked me out).

167. My dog is too tired.

168. I never said I%26#039;d go out with you, that was my evil twin.

169. I would go out with you but my waiting list is full.

170. There%26#039;s a four hour TV special on trimming shrubbery.

171. I%26#039;m washing the sofa.

172. I have to milk my cow.

173. Everquest.

174. I don%26#039;t want to miss Martha Stewart%26#039;s premiere.

175. I have to teach my frog how to croak.

176. I%26#039;m too busy watching the paint dry.

177. The %26quot;Rocky%26quot; marathon is on that night.

178. I promised my mum I%26#039;d bathe the hamster.

179. I tripped over an ant and broke my leg.

180. I need to clip my nose hairs.

181. I have to read the labels on all of my food.

182. You are extremely unattractive. Sorry, someone had to tell you.

183. I%26#039;m gay.

184. I don%26#039;t like you.

185. My goat broke a horn.

186. I have to go to the dentist.

187. I have to brush my dog%26#039;s teeth.

188. I must go in search of my charms which were stolen by an angry leprechaun.

189. I%26#039;m going to the moon.

190. My water wings are flat.

191. I have to stay home and give my goldfish a bath.

192. I%26#039;m going to be playing with my mental blocks.

193. I have to wax the driveway.

194. I%26#039;m not into dating right now.

195. I%26#039;m teaching my goldfish how to play the electric guitar.

196. I%26#039;m teaching my dog to meow.

197. I have to watch Oprah.

198. I like you, but my friends said I can%26#039;t go out with you.

199. I like your best friend.

200. I%26#039;m complicated to go out with.

201. I just found out we%26#039;re related.

202. On my list of things to do, seeing you is at the bottom.

Funny date joke?
lol...

wow...amazing how you came up with all those...

but, you forgot something...

what about...

I%26#039;d love to go out with you but I%26#039;m still re-threading my toothbrush bristles, hmmnnn?

=)
Reply:Haha.
Reply:...........................................
Reply:i hope you copy and pasted all those, or you have TOO much time on your hands (must be cos you miss so many dates!!)
Reply:WOW!!! that was a mouth full but still really funny!!!!!!!!
Reply:LOL, I%26#039;m always tempted to say I have nothing to wear for our date....bt something tells me it%26#039;s not a good way to turn someone down.
Reply:thats funny, too many to look at all of them, but I do remember my friend told me to use the one that said, I want to get back with my ex boyfriend. And number 201 happened for real with my cousin. I havent heard none of these myself, im lucky
Reply:ok thanks for the lame joke
Reply:Omg~! That is soooo funny! Hillarious~!
Reply:LOL! Luckily, I have never had to say those things...

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Reply:love number 5 :D

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What do you think of this speech that Barack Obama made?

The Scripture tells us that when Joshua and the Israelites arrived at the gates of Jericho, they could not enter. The walls of the city were too steep for any one person to climb; too strong to be taken down with brute force. And so they sat for days, unable to pass on through.

But God had a plan for his people. He told them to stand together and march together around the city, and on the seventh day he told them that when they heard the sound of the ram%26#039;s horn, they should speak with one voice. And at the chosen hour, when the horn sounded and a chorus of voices cried out together, the mighty walls of Jericho came tumbling down.

There are many lessons to take from this passage, just as there are many lessons to take from this day, just as there are many memories that fill the space of this church. As I was thinking about which ones we need to remember at this hour, my mind went back to the very beginning of the modern Civil Rights Era.

Because before Memphis and the mountaintop; before the bridge in Selma and the march on Washington; before Birmingham and the beatings; the fire hoses and the loss of those four little girls; before there was King the icon and his magnificent dream, there was King the young preacher and a people who found themselves suffering under the yoke of oppression.

And on the eve of the bus boycotts in Montgomery, at a time when many were still doubtful about the possibilities of change, a time when those in the black community mistrusted themselves, and at times mistrusted each other, King inspired with words not of anger, but of an urgency that still speaks to us today:

%26quot;Unity is the great need of the hour%26quot; is what King said. Unity is how we shall overcome.

What Dr. King understood is that if just one person chose to walk instead of ride the bus, those walls of oppression would not be moved. But maybe if a few more walked, the foundation might start to shake. If a few more women were willing to do what Rosa Parks had done, maybe the cracks would start to show. If teenagers took freedom rides from North to South, maybe a few bricks would come loose. Maybe if white folks marched because they had come to understand that their freedom too was at stake in the impending battle, the wall would begin to sway. And if enough Americans were awakened to the injustice; if they joined together, North and South, rich and poor, Christian and Jew, then perhaps that wall would come tumbling down, and justice would flow like water, and righteousness like a mighty stream.

Unity is the great need of the hour -- the great need of this hour. Not because it sounds pleasant or because it makes us feel good, but because it%26#039;s the only way we can overcome the essential deficit that exists in this country.

I%26#039;m not talking about a budget deficit. I%26#039;m not talking about a trade deficit. I%26#039;m not talking about a deficit of good ideas or new plans.

I%26#039;m talking about a moral deficit. I%26#039;m talking about an empathy deficit. I%26#039;m taking about an inability to recognize ourselves in one another; to understand that we are our brother%26#039;s keeper; we are our sister%26#039;s keeper; that, in the words of Dr. King, we are all tied together in a single garment of destiny.

We have an empathy deficit when we%26#039;re still sending our children down corridors of shame -- schools in the forgotten corners of America where the color of your skin still affects the content of your education.

We have a deficit when CEOs are making more in ten minutes than some workers make in ten months; when families lose their homes so that lenders make a profit; when mothers can%26#039;t afford a doctor when their children get sick.

We have a deficit in this country when there is Scooter Libby justice for some and Jena justice for others; when our children see nooses hanging from a schoolyard tree today, in the present, in the twenty-first century.

We have a deficit when homeless veterans sleep on the streets of our cities; when innocents are slaughtered in the deserts of Darfur; when young Americans serve tour after tour of duty in a war that should%26#039;ve never been authorized and never been waged.

And we have a deficit when it takes a breach in our levees to reveal a breach in our compassion; when it takes a terrible storm to reveal the hungry that God calls on us to feed; the sick He calls on us to care for; the least of these He commands that we treat as our own.

So we have a deficit to close. We have walls -- barriers to justice and equality -- that must come down. And to do this, we know that unity is the great need of this hour.

Unfortunately, all too often when we talk about unity in this country, we%26#039;ve come to believe that it can be purchased on the cheap. We%26#039;ve come to believe that racial reconciliation can come easily -- that it%26#039;s just a matter of a few ignorant people trapped in the prejudices of the past, and that if the demagogues and those who exploit our racial divisions will simply go away, then all our problems would be solved.

All too often, we seek to ignore the profound institutional barriers that stand in the way of ensuring opportunity for all children, or decent jobs for all people, or health care for those who are sick. We long for unity, but are unwilling to pay the price.

But of course, true unity cannot be so easily won. It starts with a change in attitudes -- a broadening of our minds, and a broadening of our hearts.

It%26#039;s not easy to stand in somebody else%26#039;s shoes. It%26#039;s not easy to see past our differences. We%26#039;ve all encountered this in our own lives. But what makes it even more difficult is that we have a politics in this country that seeks to drive us apart -- that puts up walls between us.

We are told that those who differ from us on a few things are different from us on all things; that our problems are the fault of those who don%26#039;t think like us or look like us or come from where we do. The welfare queen is taking our tax money. The immigrant is taking our jobs. The believer condemns the non-believer as immoral, and the non-believer chides the believer as intolerant.

For most of this country%26#039;s history, we in the African-American community have been at the receiving end of man%26#039;s inhumanity to man. And all of us understand intimately the insidious role that race still sometimes plays -- on the job, in the schools, in our health care system, and in our criminal justice system.

And yet, if we are honest with ourselves, we must admit that none of our hands are entirely clean. If we%26#039;re honest with ourselves, we%26#039;ll acknowledge that our own community has not always been true to King%26#039;s vision of a beloved community.

We have scorned our gay brothers and sisters instead of embracing them. The scourge of anti-Semitism has, at times, revealed itself in our community. For too long, some of us have seen immigrants as competitors for jobs instead of companions in the fight for opportunity.

Every day, our politics fuels and exploits this kind of division across all races and regions; across gender and party. It is played out on television. It is sensationalized by the media. And last week, it even crept into the campaign for President, with charges and counter-charges that served to obscure the issues instead of illuminating the critical choices we face as a nation.

So let us say that on this day of all days, each of us carries with us the task of changing our hearts and minds. The division, the stereotypes, the scape-goating, the ease with which we blame our plight on others -- all of this distracts us from the common challenges we face -- war and poverty; injustice and inequality. We can no longer afford to build ourselves up by tearing someone else down. We can no longer afford to traffic in lies or fear or hate. It is the poison that we must purge from our politics; the wall that we must tear down before the hour grows too late.

Because if Dr. King could love his jailor; if he could call on the faithful who once sat where you do to forgive those who set dogs and fire hoses upon them, then surely we can look past what divides us in our time, and bind up our wounds, and erase the empathy deficit that exists in our hearts.

But if changing our hearts and minds is the first critical step, we cannot stop there. It is not enough to bemoan the plight of poor children in this country and remain unwilling to push our elected officials to provide the resources to fix our schools. It is not enough to decry the disparities of health care and yet allow the insurance companies and the drug companies to block much-needed reforms. It is not enough for us to abhor the costs of a misguided war, and yet allow ourselves to be driven by a politics of fear that sees the threat of attack as way to scare up votes instead of a call to come together around a common effort.

The Scripture tells us that we are judged not just by word, but by deed. And if we are to truly bring about the unity that is so crucial in this time, we must find it within ourselves to act on what we know; to understand that living up to this country%26#039;s ideals and its possibilities will require great effort and resources; sacrifice and stamina.

And that is what is at stake in the great political debate we are having today. The changes that are needed are not just a matter of tinkering at the edges, and they will not come if politicians simply tell us what we want to hear. All of us will be called upon to make some sacrifice. None of us will be exempt from responsibility. We will have to fight to fix our schools, but we will also have to challenge ourselves to be better parents. We will have to confront the biases in our criminal justice system, but we will also have to acknowledge the deep-seated violence that still resides in our own communities and marshal the will to break its grip.

That is how we will bring about the change we seek. That is how Dr. King led this country through the wilderness. He did it with words -- words that he spoke not just to the children of slaves, but the children of slave owners. Words that inspired not just black but also white; not just the Christian but the Jew; not just the Southerner but also the Northerner.

He led with words, but he also led with deeds. He also led by example. He led by marching and going to jail and suffering threats and being away from his family. He led by taking a stand against a war, knowing full well that it would diminish his popularity. He led by challenging our economic structures, understanding that it would cause discomfort. Dr. King understood that unity cannot be won on the cheap; that we would have to earn it through great effort and determination.

That is the unity -- the hard-earned unity -- that we need right now. It is that effort, and that determination, that can transform blind optimism into hope -- the hope to imagine, and work for, and fight for what seemed impossible before.

The stories that give me such hope don%26#039;t happen in the spotlight. They don%26#039;t happen on the presidential stage. They happen in the quiet corners of our lives. They happen in the moments we least expect. Let me give you an example of one of those stories.

There is a young, twenty-three year old white woman named Ashley Baia who organizes for our campaign in Florence, South Carolina. She%26#039;s been working to organize a mostly African-American community since the beginning of this campaign, and the other day she was at a roundtable discussion where everyone went around telling their story and why they were there.

And Ashley said that when she was nine years old, her mother got cancer. And because she had to miss days of work, she was let go and lost her health care. They had to file for bankruptcy, and that%26#039;s when Ashley decided that she had to do something to help her mom.

She knew that food was one of their most expensive costs, and so Ashley convinced her mother that what she really liked and really wanted to eat more than anything else was mustard and relish sandwiches. Because that was the cheapest way to eat.

She did this for a year until her mom got better, and she told everyone at the roundtable that the reason she joined our campaign was so that she could help the millions of other children in the country who want and need to help their parents too.

So Ashley finishes her story and then goes around the room and asks everyone else why they%26#039;re supporting the campaign. They all have different stories and reasons. Many bring up a specific issue. And finally they come to this elderly black man who%26#039;s been sitting there quietly the entire time. And Ashley asks him why he%26#039;s there. And he does not bring up a specific issue. He does not say health care or the economy. He does not say education or the war. He does not say that he was there because of Barack Obama. He simply says to everyone in the room, %26quot;I am here because of Ashley.%26quot;

By itself, that single moment of recognition between that young white girl and that old black man is not enough. It is not enough to give health care to the sick, or jobs to the jobless, or education to our children.

But it is where we begin. It is why the walls in that room began to crack and shake.

And if they can shake in that room, they can shake in Atlanta.

And if they can shake in Atlanta, they can shake in Georgia.

And if they can shake in Georgia, they can shake all across America. And if enough of our voices join together; we can bring those walls tumbling down. The walls of Jericho can finally come tumbling down. That is our hope -- but only if we pray together, and work together, and march together.

Brothers and sisters, we cannot walk alone.

In the struggle for peace and justice, we cannot walk alone.

In the struggle for opportunity and equality, we cannot walk alone

In the struggle to heal this nation and repair this world, we cannot walk alone.

So I ask you to walk with me, and march with me, and join your voice with mine, and together we will sing the song that tears down the walls that divide us, and lift up an America that is truly indivisible, with liberty, and justice, for all. May God bless the memory of the great pastor of this church, and may God bless the United States of America.

What do you think of this speech that Barack Obama made?
I would like to know how you managed to fit all those words in your question box????

Don%26#039;t they have a limit on the amount of word you can use?

Tell me what you did??

By the way..Obama%26#039;s speech ROCKED! He%26#039;s an awesome speaker!
Reply:I didn%26#039;t finish reading his speech if this is in fact his speech. It was too long to read. I just scrolled down to the end of it. Did you copy and paste? I haven%26#039;t seen this on the Internet. My opinion about what part I did read would be that Obama is grasping at straws. He%26#039;s clueless about what will attract voters. Every political candidate will always use scriptures from the Bible, children, elders, war and other influentical speakers like MLK. Why didn%26#039;t Obama use MLK in his other speeches months ago? Why pick today of all days to use MLK? MLK will not bring voters to the polls. The only way a voter will come to the polls if they have solid evidence that the economy will decrease. It%26#039;s like saying I will pay you $100-1000 for a vote. I will give you a tax free year meaning the voters won%26#039;t have to pay any taxes for the following year. That%26#039;s the only way a voter will show up. I%26#039;m voting for McCain. I voted for him in the last presidential race. I just vote for a person%26#039;s looks. I vote for the underdog like Bush. I didn%26#039;t think Bush would win but he did. I vote for the cutiest candidate cuz their speeches are just useless tactics that won%26#039;t come true. Our economy will never improve. I vote for the candidate who has a simple last name. Obama reminds be of that terrorist Osama Bin Linden name. That%26#039;s why I won%26#039;t vote for him. If McCain don%26#039;t get into the presidential race I will vote for Hilliary cuz she%26#039;s a woman like I did with the previous female candidate which I cannot remember her name. I%26#039;m 46 so I%26#039;ve been around too many presidential races. The word Unity is not a good tactic to use. If you look at the number of voters on election day you%26#039;ll noitce only 25% of voters in the entire state comes out to vote. People don%26#039;t register to vote cause you get called for Jury Duty. The day a black, female, Asian, Hispanic or another enthic gets to be President is the day I will win the lottery. All Americans are self-centered of the white culture running the White House thats why it%26#039;s called the %26quot;White%26quot; house, right? Not because it%26#039;s colored white it%26#039;s a symbol of unity. Unity of one nation. A nation that%26#039;s fixed on one set color or beliefs. Who would be Obama%26#039;s vice presidential candidate?
Reply:Oh I thought you said beaches ! Sorry Im .
Reply:I think it is a shame that ANYONE voting democrat or RUNNING democrat uses the BIBLE in their speech. SHAMEFUL to say the least.
Reply:All of this aside.. he intends to take money from the rich and give it to the poor. Now the Rich have people who will move their money overseas in a blink and the people he will take money from own a home in Cheyenne, Wyoming down in South West. He will wind up taking money from the moderately well to do, and giving it to the poor in the inner cities and I refuse to support that. All the bull aside.. if you don%26#039;t want to work down in the inner cities, it is because you don%26#039;t want to.

Do we all understand that they have suggested that for every five dollars that we send to Washington for social welfare programs, only one of the five dollars gets out and is applied to those programs? You might be able to do those programs at the State level, but at the Federal Level.. it doesn%26#039;t work. One in five stays alive, and gets down to the grocery store.
Reply:He wasn%26#039;t even born in the modern civil rights era, so its all crap and boring to boot. This election is not about civil rights and him trying to take it there makes me not respect him even more. He is playing on the emotions of a struggle he had no part in. Pathetic....simply pathetic.
Reply:It was amazing, these people are stupid!
Reply:In this time and era , too many guilt trips , too much religion talks , too long! I dont believe a word he says! This was written for him not by him! In this world there has never been justice and equality! Wars have been with us from the beginnig of time! Man is a predator , we are allconsuming, all expanding , we like to be with our colors , idioms , cultures! Is in our nature! Man cannot be what he has not been made to be!! Is the honest truth! Man is the most dangerous being on this planet that we are destroying bit by bit! We are nearing extinction by ourselves if not by war by contamination! Preaching is nice to hear m but reality is awakinng!
Reply:Most of the time when a politician makes a religious-themed speech, its because that politician is campaigning on forcing his religious beliefs on non-believers. However, this speech is significantly different, as Obama is not using religion to promote hate and war, but instead is using it for inspiration to bring about a better world.

I%26#039;m glad that the fundamentalists finally have some competition from moderate Christians in the political arena.

pink: I don%26#039;t understand where you%26#039;re coming from. According to the polls, Obama is the most electable candidate in the party which is heavily favored to win in November and he%26#039;s running on a tax cut for the Middle Class.
Reply:sorry but I don%26#039;t really care what he says - he%26#039;s unelectable and I will never support an ultra liberal that wants to raise taxes!

Nice rant!

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