No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn%26#039;t allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you—or holding you in his arms.
Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown—if they%26#039;re nude.
In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. The beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it%26#039;s illegal to make love on the floor between the beds.
The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude, nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store%26#039;s walk-in meat freezer.
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can%26#039;t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job—for men only—called a corset inspector.)
In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because %26quot;the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.%26quot;
It%26#039;s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren%26#039;t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
A law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can%26#039;t dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Lovers in Liberty Comer, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while frolicking behind the wheel of a motor vehicle, the couple can face a jail term.
Women aren%26#039;t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—the thinking is that a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn%26#039;t.
Maryland prohibits the selling of condoms through vending machines in gas stations and stores—with one major exception. Prophylactics may be dispensed by a vending machine only %26quot;in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.%26quot;
In Texas, no one other than a %26quot;registered pharmacist%26quot; may sell condoms or other kinds of contraceptives %26quot;on the streets or other public places.%26quot; No, not even physicians. Anyone who tries to make a few extra bucks doing this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of %26quot;unlawfully practicing medicine.%26quot;
Kentucky and Idaho limit condom sales to medical practitioners and licensed pharmacists, but their license to sell the items may not be hung on a wall where it can be seen by customers.
Maine licenses condom sellers and the license must always be on public display.
Nevada, with 35 legal bordellos, has no condom problem. The use of condoms in Nevada brothels is compulsory.
Both Indiana and Ohio have laws that prohibit male skating instructors from having sexual relations with their female students. This misdeed, called %26quot;the seduction of female students,%26quot; is prosecuted as a felony. This statute applies only to male teachers. It seems female skating instructors may have sex with male students.
Strange Sex Laws In the USA?
in mount airy, north carolina males have to nut in their wives everytime they have sexual relations because they are trying to increase the population
Reply:%26quot;An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store%26#039;s walk-in meat freezer.%26quot;
Methinks there%26#039;s an interesting story behind this one.
Reply:is dis 4 real???? i cnt believe it....
Reply:If true, this is both halarious and sometimes sad. Thanks for the pick up
Reply:EL OH EL
Reply:ohh ok thats uhh
Reply:those are crazy!?!
tanning
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Did you ever try all of these?
The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More.
Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don%26#039;t buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask %26quot;How is it going?%26quot; to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you%26#039;re going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people%26#039;s pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people%26#039;s parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist%26#039;s finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people%26#039;s cheeks and foreheads
19. Don%26#039;t stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend%26#039;s spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way%26quot;.
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go%26quot;.
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter%26#039;s Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that%26#039;s what YOU think.%26quot;
Annoy Cops
42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you %26quot;You%26#039;re not gonna check the trunk, are you?%26quot;
43. Ask to see his gun.
44. When he%26#039;s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
45. Say out loud %26quot;Hey, you must%26#039;ve been doin%26#039; about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!%26quot;
46. Slap his hand and say %26quot;Bad cop! No donut!%26quot;
47. When he frisks you, say %26quot;You missed a spot%26quot;, and grin.
48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
49. Refer to him by his first name.
50. When he comes up to the car, say %26quot;License and registration, please%26quot; right when he says it.
Annoy Your roomate
51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.
54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.
57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.
58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
59. Speak in tongues.
60. Move you roommate%26#039;s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
61. Walk and talk backwards.
62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, %26quot;They%26#039;re more than meets the eye.%26quot;
64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g.%26quot;The Road Warrior,%26quot; %26quot;Repo Man,%26quot; Casablanca,%26quot;) almost inaudibly.
65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
66. Collect all your urine in a small jug.
67. Chain yourself to your roommate%26#039;s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in %26quot;just for a couple of weeks.%26quot;
70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
72. Eat glass.
73. Smoke ballpoint pens.
74. Smile. All the time.
75. Collect dog **** in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate%26#039;s desk. Include a list of grievances.
79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns.
80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
81. Dye all your underwear lime green.
82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate%26#039;s closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate%26#039;s parents (postage due).
86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with %26quot;Didja ever wonder why....%26quot; Be creative.
91. Shave one eyebrow.
92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter %26quot;Gotta save space,%26quot; twenty times while twitching violently.
93. Put horseradish in your shoes.
94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
95. Always flush the toilet three times.
96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic%26#039;s %26quot;Pennsylvania Polka,%26quot; and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it%26#039;s an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
98. Give him/her an allowance.
99. Listen to radio static.
100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.
Annoy your examiner during a Driver%26#039;s Test
102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
103. Beep your horn at everything.
104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, %26quot;now which one is the gas again?%26quot;
106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
107. Fill your car with beer bottles.
108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
110. Swear at everybody on the road.
111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
Did you ever try all of these?
That was great . I read every one and enjoyed everyone. Thanks.
Reply:yes to all
Reply:No, I haven%26#039;t, but I will tell you, these would annoy the heck out of me.
With my g/f I have tried the following:
1. You look sort of good tonight.
2. Are you putting on weight.
3. What%26#039;s wrong with your hair.
4. I promise it won%26#039;t hurt much.
5. Oh...I didn%26#039;t get to 5. She dumped me.
Reply:Why would we answer all of these statements?
It would take the rest of the millenium to complete.
Reply:Re 1 - 41, see you%26#039;ve met the wife.....pml
Reply:It was OK up until #19. People that don%26#039;t stand for an anthem deserve a punch in the face at minimum. I hope you don%26#039;t live in the US...................
Reply:112. proud ffb is a tosser.
poems
Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don%26#039;t buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask %26quot;How is it going?%26quot; to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you%26#039;re going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people%26#039;s pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people%26#039;s parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist%26#039;s finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people%26#039;s cheeks and foreheads
19. Don%26#039;t stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend%26#039;s spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way%26quot;.
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go%26quot;.
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter%26#039;s Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that%26#039;s what YOU think.%26quot;
Annoy Cops
42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you %26quot;You%26#039;re not gonna check the trunk, are you?%26quot;
43. Ask to see his gun.
44. When he%26#039;s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
45. Say out loud %26quot;Hey, you must%26#039;ve been doin%26#039; about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!%26quot;
46. Slap his hand and say %26quot;Bad cop! No donut!%26quot;
47. When he frisks you, say %26quot;You missed a spot%26quot;, and grin.
48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
49. Refer to him by his first name.
50. When he comes up to the car, say %26quot;License and registration, please%26quot; right when he says it.
Annoy Your roomate
51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.
54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.
57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.
58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
59. Speak in tongues.
60. Move you roommate%26#039;s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
61. Walk and talk backwards.
62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, %26quot;They%26#039;re more than meets the eye.%26quot;
64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g.%26quot;The Road Warrior,%26quot; %26quot;Repo Man,%26quot; Casablanca,%26quot;) almost inaudibly.
65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
66. Collect all your urine in a small jug.
67. Chain yourself to your roommate%26#039;s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in %26quot;just for a couple of weeks.%26quot;
70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
72. Eat glass.
73. Smoke ballpoint pens.
74. Smile. All the time.
75. Collect dog **** in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate%26#039;s desk. Include a list of grievances.
79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns.
80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
81. Dye all your underwear lime green.
82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate%26#039;s closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate%26#039;s parents (postage due).
86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with %26quot;Didja ever wonder why....%26quot; Be creative.
91. Shave one eyebrow.
92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter %26quot;Gotta save space,%26quot; twenty times while twitching violently.
93. Put horseradish in your shoes.
94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
95. Always flush the toilet three times.
96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic%26#039;s %26quot;Pennsylvania Polka,%26quot; and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it%26#039;s an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
98. Give him/her an allowance.
99. Listen to radio static.
100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.
Annoy your examiner during a Driver%26#039;s Test
102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
103. Beep your horn at everything.
104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, %26quot;now which one is the gas again?%26quot;
106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
107. Fill your car with beer bottles.
108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
110. Swear at everybody on the road.
111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
Did you ever try all of these?
That was great . I read every one and enjoyed everyone. Thanks.
Reply:yes to all
Reply:No, I haven%26#039;t, but I will tell you, these would annoy the heck out of me.
With my g/f I have tried the following:
1. You look sort of good tonight.
2. Are you putting on weight.
3. What%26#039;s wrong with your hair.
4. I promise it won%26#039;t hurt much.
5. Oh...I didn%26#039;t get to 5. She dumped me.
Reply:Why would we answer all of these statements?
It would take the rest of the millenium to complete.
Reply:Re 1 - 41, see you%26#039;ve met the wife.....pml
Reply:It was OK up until #19. People that don%26#039;t stand for an anthem deserve a punch in the face at minimum. I hope you don%26#039;t live in the US...................
Reply:112. proud ffb is a tosser.
poems
Here are some outrageous and real laws!!!?
Please do not report this as abuse. If you do not like it, please tell me and I will delete the question.
# In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu%26#039;Appelle with their shoes untied.
# In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post.
# In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
# In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can%26#039;t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)
# In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
# It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.
# In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash.
# In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because %26quot;the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.%26quot;
# It%26#039;s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren%26#039;t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
# In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
# In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
# In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
# No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
# In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
# In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking %26quot;at a woman in that way.%26quot; A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a %26quot;pair of horse-blinders%26quot; wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
# An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store%26#039;s walk-in-meat freezer!
# In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
# It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Sarasota Florida.
# The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Here are some outrageous and real laws!!!?
oh yes id love more!
Reply:Did you get these off Stupidlaws.com ... ? .. that is a FUNNY site !! .. The one in Virginia about beating your wife on the courthouse steps is just tooooo funny !!
Reply:Any crazy ones from Seattle
Reply:wow .... i lived in Florida for 7 years and frequently fell asleep in the salon while my hair was processing......guess I was pretty lucky......AND it was Sarasota....and on occassion would sing in swimsuit......in public....on the beach...as did many others.....that tiki bar owner must have had friends in high places ;-)
Reply:In Texas, we are limited as to which sex-toys we are allowed to own %26amp; how many we may own at one time.
Possession of more than 6 sex-toys is %26quot;intent to distribute%26quot;.
Reply:Wow that%26#039;s interesting.
I live in Denver and did not know
that it is unlawful to lend your next
door neighbor your vacuum. Hemmm
John 17:3
Reply:loved it, esp. the one about the corset law and lending the vacuum cleaner
small business
# In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu%26#039;Appelle with their shoes untied.
# In Canada, It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire without hitching it securely to the hitching post.
# In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
# In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can%26#039;t go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)
# In Connecticut, You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
# It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor in Denver.
# In Woodstock, NY it is illegal to walk your bear on the street without a leash.
# In Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because %26quot;the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male.%26quot;
# It%26#039;s safe to make love while parked in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren%26#039;t allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
# In California, community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
# In Connecticut, you are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
# In Florida, women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
# No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
# In Florida, a special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
# In New York, a fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking %26quot;at a woman in that way.%26quot; A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a %26quot;pair of horse-blinders%26quot; wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
# An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store%26#039;s walk-in-meat freezer!
# In Florida, if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
# It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit in Sarasota Florida.
# The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
Here are some outrageous and real laws!!!?
oh yes id love more!
Reply:Did you get these off Stupidlaws.com ... ? .. that is a FUNNY site !! .. The one in Virginia about beating your wife on the courthouse steps is just tooooo funny !!
Reply:Any crazy ones from Seattle
Reply:wow .... i lived in Florida for 7 years and frequently fell asleep in the salon while my hair was processing......guess I was pretty lucky......AND it was Sarasota....and on occassion would sing in swimsuit......in public....on the beach...as did many others.....that tiki bar owner must have had friends in high places ;-)
Reply:In Texas, we are limited as to which sex-toys we are allowed to own %26amp; how many we may own at one time.
Possession of more than 6 sex-toys is %26quot;intent to distribute%26quot;.
Reply:Wow that%26#039;s interesting.
I live in Denver and did not know
that it is unlawful to lend your next
door neighbor your vacuum. Hemmm
John 17:3
Reply:loved it, esp. the one about the corset law and lending the vacuum cleaner
small business
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The Most Complete List Of Ways To Annoy People, Cops, Your Roommate, And More.
Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don%26#039;t buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask %26quot;How is it going?%26quot; to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you%26#039;re going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people%26#039;s pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people%26#039;s parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist%26#039;s finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people%26#039;s cheeks and foreheads
19. Don%26#039;t stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend%26#039;s spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way%26quot;.
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go%26quot;.
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter%26#039;s Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that%26#039;s what YOU think.%26quot;
Annoy Cops
42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you %26quot;You%26#039;re not gonna check the trunk, are you?%26quot;
43. Ask to see his gun.
44. When he%26#039;s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
45. Say out loud %26quot;Hey, you must%26#039;ve been doin%26#039; about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!%26quot;
46. Slap his hand and say %26quot;Bad cop! No donut!%26quot;
47. When he frisks you, say %26quot;You missed a spot%26quot;, and grin.
48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
49. Refer to him by his first name.
50. When he comes up to the car, say %26quot;License and registration, please%26quot; right when he says it.
Annoy Your roomate
51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.
54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.
57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.
58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
59. Speak in tongues.
60. Move you roommate%26#039;s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
61. Walk and talk backwards.
62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, %26quot;They%26#039;re more than meets the eye.%26quot;
64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g.%26quot;The Road Warrior,%26quot; %26quot;Repo Man,%26quot; Casablanca,%26quot;) almost inaudibly.
65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
66. Collect all your urine in a small jug.
67. Chain yourself to your roommate%26#039;s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in %26quot;just for a couple of weeks.%26quot;
70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
72. Eat glass.
73. Smoke ballpoint pens.
74. Smile. All the time.
75. Collect dog **** in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate%26#039;s desk. Include a list of grievances.
79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns.
80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
81. Dye all your underwear lime green.
82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate%26#039;s closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate%26#039;s parents (postage due).
86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with %26quot;Didja ever wonder why....%26quot; Be creative.
91. Shave one eyebrow.
92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter %26quot;Gotta save space,%26quot; twenty times while twitching violently.
93. Put horseradish in your shoes.
94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
95. Always flush the toilet three times.
96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic%26#039;s %26quot;Pennsylvania Polka,%26quot; and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it%26#039;s an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
98. Give him/her an allowance.
99. Listen to radio static.
100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.
Annoy your examiner during a Driver%26#039;s Test
102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
103. Beep your horn at everything.
104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, %26quot;now which one is the gas again?%26quot;
106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
107. Fill your car with beer bottles.
108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
110. Swear at everybody on the road.
111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
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I love it i have to try it some day
LOL lol LOL!!!!!!
Reply:it was alrite but yeah i am new to this so i dont realli knw much but yeah it was pweti funni!!!! doe lol Report It
Reply:i read like the 1st ten how could u be bothered to write all that but the 1st ten were crap and for the driving test 1s yeh it mite annoy them but then its like u spend all that money to do that crap and fail ur driving test
Reply:good one
Reply:Hah, lots of these got a good laugh out of me, I think my favorite was #30, It%26#039;d be fun trying to do that with a straight face, just to see what they%26#039;d do ;)
Reply:NICE! I have to remember some of those!!!
Reply:Man i loved # 16,22,30,33,36,38,40, and 41. i might try those.
Reply:ok then
Reply:Its pretty good
Reply:NO. But you get an A for length of question............................
Reply:several of them were funny.
Reply:too many to read, but yeah the majority, hilarious. there were 4 or 5 out of 100 that were dumb but yeah!
Reply:They are not exactly funny, but they are interesting to read! How much time did it take you to type all of those ways to annoy people???
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Annoy People
1. Pay tolls with $100 bills
2. Leave your supermarket cart on the street or in the middle of the parking lot
3. Eat produce at the market; don%26#039;t buy it
4. When giving directions, leave out a turn or two
5. Leave the outdoor Christmas decorations up until March or April
6. Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons
7. Knock and ask %26quot;How is it going?%26quot; to someone constipated in a public bathroom stall.
8. Develop at least three strategies for cutting into the front of lines
9. Announce when you%26#039;re going to the bathroom
10. Chew other people%26#039;s pencils
11. Invite lots of people to other people%26#039;s parties.
12. Wear large hats during the movies
13. Touch strangers
14. Tell little children the truth about Santa Claus
15. Bite your dentist%26#039;s finger
16. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
18. Leave lipstick prints on people%26#039;s cheeks and foreheads
19. Don%26#039;t stand during hymns and anthems
20. Dance fast to slow music and vice-versa
21. Tell people they have bad breath
22. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
23. Flirt with a friend%26#039;s spouse
24. Sit in the home bleachers and cheer for the other team
25. Shake with your left hand
26. Use the quote bunnies after every other word you say when talking to someone.
27. Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way%26quot;.
28. Drum on every available surface.
29. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
30. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go%26quot;.
31. Honk and wave to strangers.
32. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter%26#039;s Orange.
33. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
34. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register.
35. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
36. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
37. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
38. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
39. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
40. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
41. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that%26#039;s what YOU think.%26quot;
Annoy Cops
42. Say out loud when he/she approaches you %26quot;You%26#039;re not gonna check the trunk, are you?%26quot;
43. Ask to see his gun.
44. When he%26#039;s telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
45. Say out loud %26quot;Hey, you must%26#039;ve been doin%26#039; about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!%26quot;
46. Slap his hand and say %26quot;Bad cop! No donut!%26quot;
47. When he frisks you, say %26quot;You missed a spot%26quot;, and grin.
48. After every other sentence oink like a pig quietly to yourself but loud enough for him to hear you.
49. Refer to him by his first name.
50. When he comes up to the car, say %26quot;License and registration, please%26quot; right when he says it.
Annoy Your roomate
51. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
52. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
53. Twitch a lot when you guys eat dinner.
54. Pretend to talk while pretending to be asleep.
55. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
56. Ask him/her to do you a favor and get you a drink, then when they bring it, slowly pour it on the floor.
57. Clip your toenails while watching a movie or eating dinner.
58. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
59. Speak in tongues.
60. Move you roommate%26#039;s personal effects around. Start subtlely. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
61. Walk and talk backwards.
62. Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room. Number them.
63. Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night. If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a straight face, %26quot;They%26#039;re more than meets the eye.%26quot;
64. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g.%26quot;The Road Warrior,%26quot; %26quot;Repo Man,%26quot; Casablanca,%26quot;) almost inaudibly.
65. Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo. If your roommate complains, explain that it is for your performance at art class (or hit him/her with the wrench).
66. Collect all your urine in a small jug.
67. Chain yourself to your roommate%26#039;s bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
68. Get a computer. Leave it on when you are not using it. Turn it off when you are.
69. Ask your roommate if your family can move in %26quot;just for a couple of weeks.%26quot;
70. Buy as many back issues of Field and Stream as you can. Pretend to masturbate while reading them.
71. Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come, pretend nothing happened.
72. Eat glass.
73. Smoke ballpoint pens.
74. Smile. All the time.
75. Collect dog **** in baby food jars. Sort them according to what you think the dog ate.
76. Burn all your waste paper while eying your roommate suspiciously.
77. Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find the food, and eat it. If your roommate empties the trash before you get hungry, demand that s/he reimburse you.
78. Leave a declaration of war on your roommate%26#039;s desk. Include a list of grievances.
79. Paste snot on the windows in occult patterns.
80. Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
81. Dye all your underwear lime green.
82. Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
83. Bye three loaves of stale bread. Grow mold in the closet.
84. Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate%26#039;s closet. Accuse him/her of stealing it.
85. Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate%26#039;s parents (postage due).
86. Pray to Azazoth or Zoroaster. Sacrifice something nasty.
87. Whenever your roommate walks in, wait one minute and then stand up.
Announce that you are going to take a shower. Do so. Keep this up for three weeks.
88. Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser. Refuse to discuss them.
89. Paint your half of the room black. Or paisley.
90. Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with %26quot;Didja ever wonder why....%26quot; Be creative.
91. Shave one eyebrow.
92. Put your mattress underneath your bed. Sleep down under there and pile your dirty clothes on the empty bedframe. If your roommate comments, mutter %26quot;Gotta save space,%26quot; twenty times while twitching violently.
93. Put horseradish in your shoes.
94. Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall. Complain loudly that you can never find the book that you want.
95. Always flush the toilet three times.
96. Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
97. Buy a copy of Frankie Yankovic%26#039;s %26quot;Pennsylvania Polka,%26quot; and play it at least 6 hours a day. If your roommate complains, explain that it%26#039;s an assignment for your primitive cultures class.
98. Give him/her an allowance.
99. Listen to radio static.
100. Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
101. Wear sunglasses at night. Bump into things often. Swear loudly.
Annoy your examiner during a Driver%26#039;s Test
102. Turn the radio on. When the testor goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
103. Beep your horn at everything.
104. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light
105. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, %26quot;now which one is the gas again?%26quot;
106. After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil.
107. Fill your car with beer bottles.
108. The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs.
109. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
110. Swear at everybody on the road.
111. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.
Joke? is it funny?
I love it i have to try it some day
LOL lol LOL!!!!!!
Reply:it was alrite but yeah i am new to this so i dont realli knw much but yeah it was pweti funni!!!! doe lol Report It
Reply:i read like the 1st ten how could u be bothered to write all that but the 1st ten were crap and for the driving test 1s yeh it mite annoy them but then its like u spend all that money to do that crap and fail ur driving test
Reply:good one
Reply:Hah, lots of these got a good laugh out of me, I think my favorite was #30, It%26#039;d be fun trying to do that with a straight face, just to see what they%26#039;d do ;)
Reply:NICE! I have to remember some of those!!!
Reply:Man i loved # 16,22,30,33,36,38,40, and 41. i might try those.
Reply:ok then
Reply:Its pretty good
Reply:NO. But you get an A for length of question............................
Reply:several of them were funny.
Reply:too many to read, but yeah the majority, hilarious. there were 4 or 5 out of 100 that were dumb but yeah!
Reply:They are not exactly funny, but they are interesting to read! How much time did it take you to type all of those ways to annoy people???
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Hahahahahahaha sex laws?
If a police officer in Coeur d%26#039;Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city%26#039;s airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman%26#039;s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can%26#039;t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
Hahahahahahaha sex laws?
arwsome laws hahahaaahaha 10/10
Reply:WOW you know alot about the laws of sex
love it lol
Reply:nice...9/10
and a nice star for ya
Reply:We%26#039;re ALL Going To JAIL!!!!!!! LOL. LOL.
Great Post!
Thanks for the laughs!
Reply:You get a star! = )
Very interesting
My husband is in the Airforce and by code we are only allowed to have sex in missionary position! Ha!
Reply:some of these are funny, but a lot of them don%26#039;t make sense anyhow.. haha.
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Women must address bachelors as master instead of mister, according to an Illinois state law.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska, does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to have sex without a permit.
Clinton, Oklahoma, has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car.
In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city%26#039;s airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman%26#039;s name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.
No woman may go in public without wearing a corset in Norfolk, Virginia.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Florida it is illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines.
In Bozeman, Montana, you can%26#039;t perform any sexual acts in the front yard of any home, after sundown, and if you are nude.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon table unless her clothing weighs more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
Hahahahahahaha sex laws?
arwsome laws hahahaaahaha 10/10
Reply:WOW you know alot about the laws of sex
love it lol
Reply:nice...9/10
and a nice star for ya
Reply:We%26#039;re ALL Going To JAIL!!!!!!! LOL. LOL.
Great Post!
Thanks for the laughs!
Reply:You get a star! = )
Very interesting
My husband is in the Airforce and by code we are only allowed to have sex in missionary position! Ha!
Reply:some of these are funny, but a lot of them don%26#039;t make sense anyhow.. haha.
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What should I do with my car?
I have a 1999 Chevy Cavalier. It was originally bought for $100 and I put $1100 into it for repairs. That was two years ago. This past December I put another 1100 into it for a head gasket, waterpump, thermostat and horn. This past week I spent 250 on new break pads %26amp; shoes. Kelley Blue Book says I can get a little less than 2000 for it. My grandparents are helping me pay for everything, right now I owe them 1000. Should I sell the car or run it untill it goes. It should last maybe a year or two more before it will need something else....
What should I do with my car?
that%26#039;s tough to answer basically it depends on how much you like the car to begin with also if you sold it for 2gs and you owe your grandparents 1g how dependable of a car can you buy for 1g would it last for 2 years or would you just be starting over again with someone Else%26#039;s headaches this is why i buy new with warranty because i don%26#039;t like the idea of sinking a ton of cash into a car without knowing if its worth it
performing arts
What should I do with my car?
that%26#039;s tough to answer basically it depends on how much you like the car to begin with also if you sold it for 2gs and you owe your grandparents 1g how dependable of a car can you buy for 1g would it last for 2 years or would you just be starting over again with someone Else%26#039;s headaches this is why i buy new with warranty because i don%26#039;t like the idea of sinking a ton of cash into a car without knowing if its worth it
performing arts
Anyone got any improvments for my deck??
ok now i came 21st out of 41, 2 weeks ago and this is my deck at the moment
Monsters: 4 star and lower
Renge, gatekeeper of dark world
Shadow Delver x 2
Zure, Knight of Dark World x 2
Bite Shoes
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie of The lamp
Snipe Hunter
Jowls of Dark Demise
Brain Jacker
5 star +
White - Horned Dragon
Frostosaurus x 2
Mobious, The Frost Monarch x 2
Spells:
Pot of Avarice
Brain Control
Field Barrier
Premature Burial
Clock Tower Prison
Mist Body
Banner of Courage
Different Dimension Capsule x 3
Smashing Ground
Malevolent Nuzzler
Swords of Revealing Light
Lightning Vortex
Heavy Sorm
Traps:
Dust Tornado
Seven Tools Of The Bandit
Staunch defender
Robbin%26#039; Goblin
Magic Cylinder
Sakuretsu Armor x 3
Conscription
Ultimate Offering
Negate Attack
Call Of The Haunted
Ordeal Of A Traveler
Anyone got any improvments for my deck??
ok, i count 41, which is a bit too much in the build, stick to the 40 card minimum, also, it%26#039;s all over the place, you need a theme, it helps to keep the deck fast, efficient, and consistent. so, i cant make up a decklist without knowing just what you want out of the deck, but i%26#039;ll put down some of the cards that are just terrible, wasted slots.
ordeal
conscription
sak
goblin
stauch
banner
barrier
i dont want to get into the monsters because snipers are seeing a bit of play now, but there%26#039;s too much variety. you cant expect to win consistently with this build, so e-mail me a theme you%26#039;d like to run, and i%26#039;ll make up a build for you, and write up a strategy guide to go with it
necklace
Monsters: 4 star and lower
Renge, gatekeeper of dark world
Shadow Delver x 2
Zure, Knight of Dark World x 2
Bite Shoes
La Jinn, The Mystical Genie of The lamp
Snipe Hunter
Jowls of Dark Demise
Brain Jacker
5 star +
White - Horned Dragon
Frostosaurus x 2
Mobious, The Frost Monarch x 2
Spells:
Pot of Avarice
Brain Control
Field Barrier
Premature Burial
Clock Tower Prison
Mist Body
Banner of Courage
Different Dimension Capsule x 3
Smashing Ground
Malevolent Nuzzler
Swords of Revealing Light
Lightning Vortex
Heavy Sorm
Traps:
Dust Tornado
Seven Tools Of The Bandit
Staunch defender
Robbin%26#039; Goblin
Magic Cylinder
Sakuretsu Armor x 3
Conscription
Ultimate Offering
Negate Attack
Call Of The Haunted
Ordeal Of A Traveler
Anyone got any improvments for my deck??
ok, i count 41, which is a bit too much in the build, stick to the 40 card minimum, also, it%26#039;s all over the place, you need a theme, it helps to keep the deck fast, efficient, and consistent. so, i cant make up a decklist without knowing just what you want out of the deck, but i%26#039;ll put down some of the cards that are just terrible, wasted slots.
ordeal
conscription
sak
goblin
stauch
banner
barrier
i dont want to get into the monsters because snipers are seeing a bit of play now, but there%26#039;s too much variety. you cant expect to win consistently with this build, so e-mail me a theme you%26#039;d like to run, and i%26#039;ll make up a build for you, and write up a strategy guide to go with it
necklace
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