Daddy Cut The Big One !!!!!!!!!!?

It was a hot Sunday mornin%26#039;


Middle of July


The choir was a singin%26#039;


%26#039;Bout the sweet by and by





Everybody was a swayin%26#039;


And sweatin%26#039; in the heat


We all bowed our heads down


As the preacher took his seat





My sister and my brother


stood next to my mother


In the quiet at the close of the verse


That%26#039;s when daddy cut the big one


At the Horn Lake Mississippi


Missionary Baptist Church





My sister rolled her eyes back


My brother bit his lip


My cousin just behind us


Whispered, %26quot;Hey, who let it rip?%26quot;





I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve


Stared down at my shoes


Lord, you could hear a pin drop


As we stood there in the pew


Heads were turnin%26#039;,


eyes were burnin%26#039;





Momma stuck her nose in her purse


After daddy cut the big one


At the Horn Lake Mississippi


Missionary Baptist Church





He cut the big one


It was a stinker


Then he broke the silence


With a snicker


And us kids started laughin%26#039;


%26#039;Til I thought we was all gonna burst


After daddy cut the big one


At the Horn Lake Mississippi


Missionary Baptist Church





He said, %26quot;The devil made me do it%26quot;


Momma said it was the liverwurst


And that%26#039;s why daddy cut the big one


At the Horn Lake Mississippi


Missionary Baptist Church

Daddy Cut The Big One !!!!!!!!!!?
hilarious!!!
Reply:its too long,
Reply:absolutely hilarious!
Reply:Lolx! Nice joke...nice poem...!
Reply:Thats was good did you write that or what
Reply:10. 10. 10. I love it. Kudos to you! LOL.





For all the laughter, Thank You.





God Bless. Keep Smilin%26#039;!
Reply:snickers, you know I ended up singing it in a jazz style but hey i%26#039;m just a freak lol ♥
Reply:That was cute....
Reply:sorry too long to read!!!
Reply:LOL funny!
Reply:Long one, but LOL. Lots of LOL!



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